How is Lord Teuchi ramen guy so strong?

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He is unaffected by TNJ, PNJ ensures that he triumphs over fodder Naruto & Sasuke, I mean, virtually everything that has happened so far in the war has been his doing, his pawns, he wants to make it seem like there will be a happily ever after and then whamo, he genjutsus people such as black zetsu (Madara's will) and Sasuke and in turn introduces new villains Naruto must face in order to make Naruto angry! He must have a grudge against Naruto or something, the theory is that he's Hamura with an immortality jutsu, although I may be mistaken.
Here is a picture of Lord Teuchi and his reaction as his final plot comes into fruition
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After the Naruto vs Sasuke battle, he'll probably release Sasuke from the genjutsu and appear himself; dominating them with his power and knowledge, crushing their hopes and dreams into oblivion.
 
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Cause he is Superem Goddes
 

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Teuchi > your fav.
Teuchi solos the NV with one finger.
 

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He'll probably revive Kaguya through some asspull means after releasing Sasuke from the genjutsu; and then this will happen.
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Naruto intervenes and takes Kaguya for his own selfish desires; he's been attracted to her ever since she first appeared.
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Itachi solos.U_U
 

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Cause he is Superem Goddes
Hmm Teuchi is too manly to be considered a Goddess, a God, yes.
@ Sakura x Ino - Nice theory, seems plausible but I doubt it'll happen. I believe the big man will make an appearance sooner than that as if he delayed it any longer Naruto would probably get really sus.
 

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Teuchi looks at eyes, gets caught in Tsukuyomi, dies.
Lord Teuchi is resistant to any and all genjutsu, he looks at you and you're caught in a genjutsu that makes Tsukoyomi seem like fodder in comparison.
 

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Hmm Teuchi is too manly to be considered a Goddess, a God, yes.
@ Sakura x Ino - Nice theory, seems plausible but I doubt it'll happen. I believe the big man will make an appearance sooner than that as if he delayed it any longer Naruto would probably get really sus.

apologizes for calling Lord Teuchi ''goddes'' i'll correct my self as the Highest state of NB


Teuchi is the holly God of NV ''
 

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Teuchi solos Itachi just by looking at him.
Indeed he does.
He can also revive people from the dead and manipulate them according to his will.
Another theory: He revives Kushina and makes her really attracted towards Naruto to the point where she doesn't care about Minato or tha Naruto is her son; Naruto is already attracted enough to respond enthusiastically rather than try to withdraw in a complete state of confusion
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It would fit in with Teuchi's sadistic and cruel nature; however I doubt the readers of the Naruto manga would appreciate such an event so I doubt this will occur. I stick with my theory as stated above as it seems much more plausible to the fans and would be accepted with ease by most.
 

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Indeed he does.
He can also revive people from the dead and manipulate them according to his will.
Another theory: He revives Kushina and makes her really attracted towards Naruto to the point where she doesn't care about Minato or tha Naruto is her son; Naruto is already attracted enough to respond enthusiastically rather than try to withdraw in a complete state of confusion
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It would fit in with Teuchi's sadistic and cruel nature; however I doubt the readers of the Naruto manga would appreciate such an event so I doubt this will occur. I stick with my theory as stated above as it seems much more plausible to the fans and would be accepted with ease by most.
Yes even I wouldn't agree with such a thing; it seems so unnatural. I could accept a Kushina x Sakura or Kushina x Ino, but Kushina x Naruto seems utterly wrong, I don't think even Teuchi would go that far.
 

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I never seen this kind of thread
 

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I have a feeling that OP and Sakura x Ino are the same person. Lol

OT: Tonton one-shots Teuchi with a tail-slap.
 

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Indeed he does.
He can also revive people from the dead and manipulate them according to his will.
Another theory: He revives Kushina and makes her really attracted towards Naruto to the point where she doesn't care about Minato or tha Naruto is her son; Naruto is already attracted enough to respond enthusiastically rather than try to withdraw in a complete state of confusion
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It would fit in with Teuchi's sadistic and cruel nature; however I doubt the readers of the Naruto manga would appreciate such an event so I doubt this will occur. I stick with my theory as stated above as it seems much more plausible to the fans and would be accepted with ease by most.

I cant stop laughing!the funniest part is she's pregnant with him in that
 

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Lord Teuchi was born into a sacred broth of the most delectable meat and ingredients the human race has ever known. He was baptized in the blood and fear of humanity and his soul is ripe with sublime spices. Naysayers beware, for our Lord and Saviour and Jedi Knight Teuchi is unforgiving and megalomaniac with his incommensurate and indomitable power. Teuchi is a paragon of human prestidigitation and competence.
 
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