How Hiruzen was crowned "God of Shinobi"

[Thane]

Tobirama: Have the contestants understood the rules?

Hashirama: A summoning battle. The loser has to take on the other's D-ranked missions for a week...

Hiruzen: ...And the winner shall forever be known as 'God of Shinobi'

Hashirama: You're going down, son.

Hiruzen: You're going downer.

Tobirama: If your trash talk goes any further down we're going to end up in Japanese Mexico.

H&H: Mexico?

Tobirama: Never mind. Let's get this poké...I mean glorious battle over with already. Me and Kisame are going swimming later.

Hiruzen: Alright! Monkey King Enma I choose you!

Hashirama: Beaver Lord Bob I choose you!

*Epic Silence*

Hiruzen: Dude, your summoning is a BEAVER?

Tobirama: What are you, Canadian?

Hashirama: Yes, the beaver is a fine, noble animal which suits my Wood Style perfectly. And what's a Canada?

Tobirama: Never mind. I've got to tell Madara this, he'll love it so much he might actually use Izanagi to hear the news again...

Hashirama: Oh you're just...Wait...where's Beaver Lord Bob?

Enma: *Burp*

Hashirama: Bob...NOOOOOOOO!!!

Tobirama: This is totally going on Youtube...

Hashirama: Whatever! You can't prove I lost! I refuse to acknowledge Saru as a "God" of Shinobi!

*Madara appears with a movie camera*

Madara: No proof, eh?

Hiruzen: This guy...I love this guy.

Hashirama: Well at least history will remember me as the strongest Shinobi of all times. There'll be no room for doubt right...right?

*Epic silence once more*

*The End*

 

[Dantee]

Lol. That was pretty funny. I can imagine Hashiramas face at the end. xd.

 

[CharlieBundels]

Lmfao, Tobirama is hilarious.

 

[Yusuke Urameshi]

Good creativity. +rep

 

[ShineOnYaMind]

i liked it

 

[Thane]

Lol. That was pretty funny. I can imagine Hashiramas face at the end. xd.

Yeah well, if he gets all this hype at least I can do something to give him some flaws.

Like Kishimoto gave Itachi a lousy sense of humor.

 

[gordo1]

That was actually really funny

 

[Hipster Madara]

Emmmm ok.... monkeys eat beavers?

 

[ameenB]

I lol'd. +rep

 

[Thane]

Pokemon ???

Of course. That's what Tobirama called it and that's where the word pokémon comes from.

True story.

 

[Roofy128]

Emmmm ok.... monkeys eat beavers?

yes they do, from now on

 

[Dribbles]

Ha

 

[Thane]

yes they do, from now on

Indeed. Hiruzen demands it.

 

[MrLukyso]

Daaang true story

Hiruzen hype is the worst in whole Manga. He's so weak and called God of Shinobi, just because of his knowlage I bet.. Or... Because Madara took camera with him when he was on his way to destroy Konoha.

 

[Prime Rib]

he was crown god if shinobi cause of his prime was said to be the strongest hokage ever.

 

[Thane]

he was crown god if shinobi cause of his prime was said to be the strongest hokage ever.

You didn't read what I wrote, did you?