How fast can Naruto and Sasuke eat a turkey?

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This turkey starts off alive.

Must be skinned, cleaned, and cooked.


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Inb4 fanboys say one person can eat it faster than the other

Ot: pretty quick but not as quick as choji
 

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That's an Ostrich.
 

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I think i know what a turkey looks like.

That's a turkey in the Naruto world.

Nonono, Turkeys only wear one bow tie and a monocle, everyone knows this.
 

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Sasuke solo glances the turkey then cooks it using Katon.
 

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Sasuke but only because he can get the preparations done quickly & Naruto would be more comedic.

Sasuke has a blade & can remove most feathers faster, not all but a fair amount.

When it comes to cooking he has fire & lightning release, both can be used to cook something.

The eating portion may go to Naruto though because Sasukesama has manners, while the undesirable doesn't.
 

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Narutos clones can simulate a zombie hord

Sasuke but only because he can get the preparations done quickly & Naruto would be more comedic.

Sasuke has a blade & can remove most feathers faster, not all but a fair amount.

When it comes to cooking he has fire & lightning release, both can be used to cook something.

The eating portion may go to Naruto though because Sasukesama has manners, while the undesirable doesn't.

Lmaooooooooo. This site wouldn't be as funny without sasuke faps
 
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Did you not see how well Itachi cooked eggs?

Cooking runs in the family.

Gordon Ramsay would be proud.
 

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With shadow clones it'll end it soon
 

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Lmaooooooooo. This site wouldn't be as funny without sasuke faps

How did I fap:|? If Kishi drew this scenario Sasuke would surely be more serious & Naruto would be more comical. I didn't even wank gtfo fam. I was being unbiased.
 

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How did I fap:|? If Kishi drew this scenario Sasuke would surely be more serious & Naruto would be more comical. I didn't even wank gtfo fam. I was being unbiased.

Saying naruto is an unmannered undesirable in a sentence uplifting Sasuke.
Yup typical fap
 

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As fast as they eat their respective wives.
 
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