How does one...

[Donald J Trump]

I want to share my story.


I am too powerful. I am overpowered irl. It is a gift I have been given but it's also a curse. The reason why it's a curse is because It's difficult for me to make real friends. When people are around me, it's like they have the world on their back. They can't be themselves and overdo things because they want to impress me. My presence is overwhelming. I'm great. Look at me. I'm in shape. I'm coming for you Haye! Let's go champ! KO!


How do I make it so people don't feel overwhelmed and can relax and stop trying too hard?

 

[Chikombo]

I don't know.

 

[Arian]

...and then he woke up

XD

 

[Melanin]

Make a sexy tape!

 

[~Ethereal~]

Become Harrison Wells.

 

[Darth AniCetuS]

Give up your powers.

 

[Donald J Trump]

...and then he woke up

XD

I'm awake. Look at me. I'm in shape. I'm ready. I'm in shape. Let's go champ! I'm great!

 

[Kingu]

Stop hanging around with children and talk to some adults.

 

[Donald J Trump]

Stop hanging around with children and talk to some adults.

I don't hang out with children. I'm in shape. I'm the champ!

 

[Chikombo]

Get fat.

 

[Mori Jin]

I heard a bullet to the temple works. Try it.

 

[Donald J Trump]

Get fat.

Not possible. Haven't been in the gym for about a month and a half and I still have a lean body. :| Genetics yo,

 

[The Work]

Get a girl pregnant.

 

[Chikombo]

hmmm....then maybe find another company?

 

[hypocritical]

Come to earth.

 

[Callypigia]

This reminds me of a story:

Every band practice this stray cat would come over to our house and sit outside the glass door and listen. Whenever we tried to interact with him he fled to a safe distance and cautiously observed. We started feeding him leftovers from the refrigerator. Over time he allowed us to get closer to him, but always kept about a five foot safe distance. We named him Bacon and wrote a song about him. Every time we saw him he looked more and more unkempt. He never let us touch him. One day he stopped coming by the house. We never saw him again.

 

[Chikombo]

You can teach me how to be awesome cus my life sucks.

 

[Lightbringer]

I have a cat and it sat on my lap.

My story rhymes.

 

[nefraiko]

I have a cat and it sat on my lap.

My story rhymes.

I tell you about that day, when I was fooling around
found a girl lay...ing on the ground
ass in the air exposed, and eyes closed and dreaming
so I took it in and pushed , and she woke up screaming

in my ass I feel the devil ! in my ass I feel the devil !
then she settled, it felt so good...
then she said,
if you are in me, then I am your host
please move and be free, but stay in, don't get lost.

and for the ladies ! the moral of the story !
sleep well but keep free the hollies !

you will sleep, ass in the air !
we wll sleep, ass in the air ! (ladies)
You will sleep ass in the air !
we will sleep ass in the air (ladies)

good.

 

[Pumpkin Ninja]

Your grandma f*cked you up at that dinner party, huh?