How does one go about countering Katsuyu?

[Skull Knight]

What does that scan show? Oh yes, it shows exactly what I am saying. Where does it show your version of revised events? Oh wait, it doesn't.

You don't have anything on you other than petty "ifs and buts." Bunta and Jiraiya did jack shit, Manda was about to eat them, he took his sword easily and Tsunade saved them. Your version of events seem like something out of a Tumblr fan-fiction, when the scans are as clear as they could have been ... and the only people who would nod in agreement are Bunta wankers.

Nah man your scans showed how Manda was negging Bunta and without Tsunade he would have become dinner of Manda.
And Jiraya would have wrote next version of his novel inside Manda stomach.
But Tsunade would have somehow survived Manda's superior One shot Strike attack.