How do you tell someone they smell like shit and need a shower?

[Yubel]

Without actually insulting or hurting their feelings, this is a woman I'm talking about mind you.

 

[Gerkak]

Just say it(preferrably without comparing their odour to shit). You are doing a favor to that person

 

[Henry1350cent]

spray frebreeze on them or some deodorant

 

[patrickscott]

Use the axe for women.

 

[Marin]

"You smell like shit, take a shower."

 

[Venomous Cobra]

Probably make them draw the conclusion themselves. By asking them simple questions and giving hints.

 

[sasukesworld]

Me: You smell like shit.
Skunk: Oy vey.
Me:

 

[Dannie]

Make someone else say it

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[~Ethereal~]

As rude as it sounds, I once wanted to do that.

 

[Flakez]

By growing balls and not caring if their feelings are hurt.

 

[David1996]

Take a shower with her, if you know her well enough that is.

 

[jondaimederp]

ask her constantly if she farted making her realise that something stinks , sooner or later shell realise its actually her

 

[Obito the supreme jin]

Show her a picture of a skunk's fart.

 

[Hexuze]

By growing balls and not caring if their feelings are hurt.

This and you're doing a favor for her too. She's nose blind to how she smells.

 

[Cyber]

By growing balls and not caring if their feelings are hurt.

This.

 

[Jazzy Stardust]

friend: say it as if she was dying from a disease and you just want her to take the medicine to survive. because you care for her

more than friends: if youre together romantically take a sexy shower, grab some soap and clean her in a seemingly romantic way

 

[Styles]

Just be like "girl you smell like ass" and she'll know what's up.

 

[Chihaya]

Tell her, "Not to be offended my love, but you smell like a donkeys pubes."
Works like a charm everytime tbh.

 

[WoldOfFingo]

Just take a rotten egg and "accidently" smash it against her head.

 

[Darth AniCetuS]

Smell her and tell her that she smells like shit and should take a shower.