I know how to get a girlfriend and keep one, in fact I assumed it was common knowledge. I remember when the monks discovered this secret back in 2004. It was a legendary day. They fought through waves and waves of enemies. Blood was spilt. There was one surviving monk, they called him the 'Infinity monk'. A title to which he held with great pride and honour. Years later, he passed on his knowledge on how to acquire a girlfriend. He carved the process onto a tablet; he named the tablet 'Ward'.
The one person that Infinity trusted to keep hold of the Ward tablet was his loyal follower; 'Treyarch'. From here on out Treyarch would have to defend the tablet, and Treyarch did. They defended it with all their might. The amount of lives lost was astonishing. The people trying to acquire the Ward tablet was a group of vigilantes. They went by the name 'Nerds', though they weren't strong and though they weren't skilled, they were large in numbers.
Years later, after generations of the Treyarch family and the Infinity family protected the Ward, they were ambushed. A group of rebel Nerds with two strong leaders, went full force against Treyarch and Infinity. The Nerds were smart, they had money and resources. It was too much for the protecters of the Ward tablet to handle. The two leaders took the tablet. Their names; Bill and Steve.
Now, Bill and Steve kept the information of the tablet to themselves. They did this for a very long time. Though Steve was diagnosed with a life threatening illness and he had a change of heart. Before he died, he told all of the rebel Nerds the secret. What was on the Ward tablet.
Carved right into the Ward tablet it read;
"You unlock 'Girlfriend' at level 55. Just be sure not to prestige, if you do prestige the said 'girlfriend' will be lost forever."
This news spread like wildfire. I can't believe you didn't know this. If you prestige you will lose her.
