How do i give my kid brother 9 kyuubi tails without hurting him?

[katandthehat]

Ok so i used a scalpel and gave him whiskers after he was born, and now i want to give him nine fox tails too. I tried to sow them on but it hurt him too much, and he started to scream. I then tried a hot glue hun, but he ran away. :hyper: what do i do?

 

[kajiko]

: WTH whats wrong with you?!!

 

[-S-]

Obviously, this guy is not trolling and is 100% serious.

Try using wire to hold the tails around his waist.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

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[Eternal Phoenix]

Submerge in water for 60 seconds.

 

[Lux]

Ask your friend or a family member to hold him down while you sow the things onto his behind..

 

[Steaktacular]

Let him do the fusion dance with a fox

 

[Jack Spicer]

You can't use glue. You have to get them surgically injected into him. Everybody knows this.

 

[BlkMagk]

(((ʇ,uop no⅄)))

 

[Edo Valen]

Kill him and find another victim.

 

[Hunty]

Ok so i used a scalpel and gave him whiskers after he was born, and now i want to give him nine fox tails too. I tried to sow them on but it hurt him too much, and he started to scream. I then tried a hot glue hun, but he ran away. :hyper: what do i do?

Well, after molesting your child you should consider giving him to a worth full person, who in fact will take care of 'your' kid for you! Because you sure are doing a piss-poor job !

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[kajiko]

Well, after molesting your child you should consider giving him to a worth full person, who in fact will take care of 'your' kid for you! Because you sure are doing a piss-poor job !

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I believe she said its her kid BROTHER.

 

[BREAKD]

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This, and solely this

 

[ShishaMastah420]

Punch him in the face, then when he is out give him like 5 Roofies.

 

[xCrystalChidorix]

: WTH whats wrong with you?!!

Take a look at your sig and ask that again. xD

OT: Anyway, this person is obviously trolling. And if by some off-chance that this person isn't trolling...well, I hope they get caught IRL. Soon.

 

[kajiko]

Take a look at your sig and ask that again. xD

OT: Anyway, this person is obviously trolling. And if by some off-chance that this person isn't trolling...well, I hope they get caught IRL. Soon.

Ikr? I love my sig. Think thats what gave them this ridiculus idea

 

[xCrystalChidorix]

Ikr? I love my sig. Think thats what gave them this ridiculus idea

Yup. Your sig is what caused this whole thing

Lol, but no seriously your sig is awesome. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw you post on another thread and then I saw your sig, haha xD

 

[V h o]

Call child protective services
or
Strap him down and continue with the scalpel.

 

[Kages]

Even it before. And idk :|

 

[kajiko]

so guilty. Not
Lol i only wish the derp obito was cropped a little less lazy. Ty though

Yup. Your sig is what caused this whole thing

Lol, but no seriously your sig is awesome. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw you post on another thread and then I saw your sig, haha xD