How do i get a white girlfriend?

How do i do it?

  • ''Try being Less Black''

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Callypigia

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What kind of excuse? What kind of jokes do white women like?

Any excuse will do. Just say something like, "hey. I couldn't help but notice how white you are."
White women like jokes about frappuccinos and Old Navy.
 

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No thanks! My preference is a white woman! Preferably blonde. Nothing wrong with women of other races. Just my choice.

but but race mixing........ leeeel
 

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Any excuse will do. Just say something like, "hey. I could help but notice how white you are."
White women like jokes about frappuccino and Old Navy.
I suppose. Should i ask them for coffee or dinner? Burger or Stake?
but but race mixing........ leeeel
Is there a problem with race-mixing? Is it prohibited under any law?
 

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If it is a problem such as ''murder'' or ''rape'' why isn't it prohibited under the law as those first two crimes are?

they don't get that this will "murder" the white race, whites are already the smallest population
with this, in a few years there will be no whites no more

I see a dark future lel
 

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they don't get that this will "murder" the white race, whites are already the smallest population
with this, in a few years there will be no whites no more

I see a dark future lel

Well i don't have a problem with that. Bye.
 

Callypigia

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I suppose. Should i ask them for coffee or dinner? Burger or Stake?

First you take them to a movie, like The Notebook or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Then take them to an expensive restaurant and let them order a Caesar side salad, eat half and put the rest in a to-go box. Finally take them to an ice cream shop and let them buy like 5 double fudge ice cream cones.
 

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First you take them to a movie, like The Notebook or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Then take them to an expensive restaurant and let them order a Caesar side salad, eat half and put the rest in a to-go box. Finally take them to an ice cream shop and let them buy like 5 double fudge ice cream cones.

how could you forget about starbucks? Lol
 

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First you take them to a movie, like The Notebook or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Then take them to an expensive restaurant and let them order a Caesar side salad, eat half and put the rest in a to-go box. Finally take them to an ice cream shop and let them buy like 5 double fudge ice cream cones.

I see. And then what next? Back to my place?:bouncy:
 

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Well i don't have a problem with that. Bye.

ofc not, because you're black

but how would you feel if your race would be gone? ask yourself how you would feel
I guess you can't, one have to think more abstract lel
 

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ofc not, because you're black

but how would you feel if your race would be gone? ask yourself how you would feel
I guess you can't, one have to think more abstract lel

What about chinese with white women? No issues right? So you only have a problem with the blackman?
 

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how could you forget about starbucks? Lol

I know. I don't know what I was thinking.

:shy:

I see. And then what next? Back to my place?:bouncy:

Depends on the white girl. If it's a big white girl in sweatpants and/or camo spandex you can probably just get away with a buffet at Golden Corral and then take her back to your place.
 

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White girls are hungry for that black d. Don't know why. You can get one without batting an eyelash. But I advise while youre with your white girl still treat the sisters who gave birth to the black race race with respect :coffee:
 

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I know. I don't know what I was thinking.

:shy:



Depends on the white girl. If it's a big white girl in sweatpants and/or camo spandex you can probably just get away with a buffet at Golden Corral and then take her back to your place.

What if it isnt a big white girl?
 

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Walk over to her and pull it out, if she want it, you'll know, trust me.
 

Callypigia

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What if it isnt a big white girl?

Well. If it's a sorority girl, just add cocktails to her Caesar side salad, and you should be fine. If you play your cards wrong you could end up with one you need date for a long time or even marry first. Many white girls keep a tab of how much you spend on them. It usually equates to around $100 USD before they will have *** with you.
 
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First you take them to a movie, like The Notebook or Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. Then take them to an expensive restaurant and let them order a Caesar side salad, eat half and put the rest in a to-go box. Finally take them to an ice cream shop and let them buy like 5 double fudge ice cream cones.

This girl has to be special to him, if he is willing to spend over 30 to 60 bucks on her (in other words getting some on that night). Or if money isn't a problem to him then so be it.
 
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