I could just Imagine!
Spiral Zetsu-Hey Madara I havent seen you wake up to poop in a while
Spiral Zetsu-MADARA!
Spiral Zetsu-Its to late!!! he couldnt poop so he died!! *sob* *sob*
*Madara wakes up*
Madara-Why are you yelling and crying!!
*Goes back to sleep*
Spiral Zetsu-something tells me he POOED!!
He is feeding off of the Hashi tree. I think he has to sleep in order to live so long. Maybe he is able to control the Mizukage while sleeping somehow.
Madara sleeps a really long time...was really big and strong...guys, Madara is a super bear. He hibernated until he found Obito, caught him, and proceeded to go back to sleep. I repeat; Madara=super bear.