Lmao.
Thinking about this has got me to thinking about how Salad can get her dad's attention.
Salad : Uncle Naruto, how can i get my dad to spend time with me?
Naruto : Pedophiles, he's attracted to them, don't believe me just ask Orochimaru, your dad went speeding off to that Pedo after seeing his face. God knows what they were doing for three years...Are you sure your not part Orochimaru?