How and Why the Ninja World Will End (PROOF)

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Why the Ninja World will end.

You see, this is what will happen.

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Naruto: I don't understand! Kakashi Sensei told me you were a hero! A splendid ninja! Why are you doing this?!?!

Tobi/Obito: Because Naruto... you see... I was.. FRIENDZONED! All because Kakashi was the "cool" one! He took Rin from me!

Naruto: Dude... I'm so sorry... There's no way I could hav-... *sniffle*... There's no way I could have known... But seriously, I feel you man, the same thing happened with me. Sakura friendzoned me for the stupid "cool" guy Sasuke... T_T

Tobi/Obito: ... My God. You see Naruto! It's happening everywhere! All around the world fellow ninjas are being friendzoned because of those stupid "cool" guys! Sakura even friendzoned Rock Lee, remember?

Naruto: No! Not Fuzzy Brows too!

Kakashi: Naruto wai-

Tobi/Obito: Shut up Kakashi! You don't know how it feels! You were the "cool" guy just like Sasuke is!

Naruto: Obito... Let's put an end to this, I will join you an together we'll execute your plan! We will end all the friendzoning!

Tobi/Obito: Naruto! Will you really help me?

Naruto: Of course, this must be stopped so other ninja will feel the pain of being friendzoned!

*Tobi and Naruto Hug each other and start crying*

Naruto: I-It's not even fair... He treats her like an ******* but Sakura-chan still loves him!

Tobi/Obito: Y-you try your best to protect, you always do, but even if you succeed she ignores you and runs to the "cool" guy!

Naruto: Sakura-chan!

Tobi/Obito: Rin!

*Gai-sensei crying in the corner*.

After filtering out their emotions, they end up executing the plan, then Tobi/Obito Edo-Tensei's the dead body of Rin, while Naruto get's the genjutsu'd Sakura, and they live happily ever after.

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Thoughts?

I'm pretty sure I'm right. We'll see in chapter 600.
 
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I almost laughed
 

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wow....its like kishi wrote it himself :D
 

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Why the Ninja World will end.

You see, this is what will happen.

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Naruto: I don't understand! Kakashi Sensei told me you were a hero! A splendid ninja! Why are you doing this?!?!

Tobi/Obito: Because Naruto... you see... I was.. FRIENDZONED! All because Kakashi was the "cool" one! He took Rin from me!

Naruto: Dude... I'm so sorry... There's no way I could hav-... *sniffle*... There's no way I could have known... But seriously, I feel you man, the same thing happened with me. Sakura friendzoned me for the stupid "cool" guy Sasuke... T_T

Tobi/Obito: ... My God. You see Naruto! It's happening everywhere! All around the world fellow ninjas are being friendzoned because of those stupid "cool" guys! Sakura even friendzoned Rock Lee, remember?

Naruto: No! Not Fuzzy Brows too!

Kakashi: Naruto wai-

Tobi/Obito: Shut up Kakashi! You don't know how it feels! You were the "cool" guy just like Sasuke is!

Naruto: Obito... Let's put an end to this, I will join you an together we'll execute your plan! We will end all the friendzoning!

Tobi/Obito: Naruto! Will you really help me?

Naruto: Of course, this must be stopped so other ninja will feel the pain of being friendzoned!

*Tobi and Naruto Hug each other and start crying*

Naruto: I-It's not even fair... He treats her like an ******* but Sakura-chan still loves him!

Tobi/Obito: Y-you try your best to protect, you always do, but even if you succeed she ignores you and runs to the "cool" guy!

Naruto: Sakura-chan!

Tobi/Obito: Rin!

*Gai-sensei crying in the corner*.

After filtering out their emotions, they end up executing the plan, then they Tobi/Obito Edo-Tensei's the dead body of Rin, while Naruto get's the genjutsu'd Sakura, and they live happily ever after.

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Thoughts?

I'm pretty sure I'm right. We'll see in chapter 600.
I wish I could rep you forever and ever! wait but jiraiya never escaped the frienzone! also who got frienzoned yahiko or nagato?
 

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I didn't laugh... I wish I could, but it was still pretty funny.
 

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made me smile, but not laugh
 

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I wish I could rep you forever and ever! wait but jiraiya never escaped the frienzone! also who got frienzoned yahiko or nagato?
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it! Nagato definitely got friendzoned... xD

I'm glad all of you have enjoyed my little story. I enjoyed writing it!

Cheers for the laughs! ^_^
 

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Yeah, that about sums it up. Not much of a need to read 600 now, only for the pictures i guess.. You've got the dialogue perfect. haha xd
 
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this is one of those, "Naruto SD: Rock Lee Springtime of Youth" moments between Gai and Lee
 

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Haha, thanks guys. ^_^

Glad you enjoyed.
 

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I guess, since no one is arguing againstm that this is definitely what will happen.

...

Damnit Kishi.
 

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so that's why nagato joined him (because of konan and yahiko):p
 

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I should worn people that this is a spoiler.

EDIT: Sorry for double post. :(
 
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