Horny Ninjas Die. Asexual Ninjas die last.

[Black Lee]

Let me know if this thread has already beeen addressed.

I'll start chronologically

Obito- Retained strong sexual urges for Rin. Killed while betraying his master during the Fourth Great Shinobi war.
Minato- Had sexual encounters with his wife, Kushina. Even got her pregnant. Died performing the Reaper Death Seal jutsu.
Kushina- Had sexual encounters with her husband, Minato. Even got preganant. Killed during Minato's Reaper death sealing jutsu.
Fugaku Uchiha- Had sexual relations with his wife, Mikoto. Even had two children. Slain by his own son, Itachi.
Mikoto Uchiha- Had sexual relations with her husband, Fukagu. Even had two children. Slain by her own son, Itachi.
The Third Hokage- secret pervert as confirmed in jiraiya's genin flashback.killed by Orochimaru.
Asuma Sensei- Had sexual encounters with Kurenai. Even got her pregnant. Killed by Hidan.
Jiraiya Sensei- Well known pervert. Killed by Nagato's Pains.
Neji Hyuga- Admittedly, no known canon perversions. However, in the road to ninja movie, his alter ego was so perverted that he even used his byakugan to sneak a peak at his own cousin, Hinata's breast Also, Neji displays even more perverted behavior in the Rock Lee Spinoff Naruto SD that is to shameful to even address. Killed by the Ten tails.

As a side note Sasuke, Kakashi, every current hokage, every squad in the leaf, every jinjurikki, and almost every other inja in the series remain relatively single throughout the show. Naruto starts out pursuing Sakura but ultimately gives up when he finds out how hopelessly attached to Sasuke (or because he wises up to the lethal relationship between shinobis and love.)

I'm aware Rock Lee has a crush on Sakura and doesn't die. Perhaps Neji died in his stead. Kurenia is still alive even though she doesn't fight anymore. I'm also aware Sukura is still alive despite her feelings for Sasuke. Just thought I'd point out a pattern I recently noticed.

 

[Zawerni]

Naruto's Sexy Jutsu and Harem Jutsu.


Also Killer Bee

 

[Naruto99Uzumaki]

well, why didnt ino, hinata, mei tsunade and sakura die then?

explain yourself

 

[Holy Cross]

Saru had a wife .-.

 

[CloyEscapade]

Ebisu would disagree

 

[CloyEscapade]

After actually reading this, I've figured out a stronger correlation... If you get older, you know make a family and memories, you will get older which means you will at some point die...

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

Hiruzen was solo'd by Naruto's sexy jutsu in the first chapter.He got Neg Diff'd by it,and passed out with a nosebleed even despite knowing a 12 year old boy performed the transformation.

 

[CloyEscapade]

Hiruzen was solo'd by Naruto's sexy jutsu in the first chapter.He got Neg Diff'd by it,and passed out with a nosebleed even despite knowing a 12 year old boy performed the transformation.

Why does that girl in the back have a bulge in her pants?

 

[ColdSummer]

Naruto is the progenitor of perverted jutsus, and even used one to land a massive hit on Kaguya, but he's still alive. This trait of his didn't end when he realized Sakura's feelings for Sasuke.

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

Why does that girl in the back have a bulge in her pants?

She's not even wearing pants.Weak trolling attempt Girl,perhaps you're jealous that you can't move as nice as her.

 

[Cabbage]

Karin's still alive

 

[Zawerni]

She's not even wearing pants.Weak trolling attempt Girl,perhaps you're jealous that you can't move as nice as her.

To be fair, she's the only one not doing it right. I'd imagine anyone can move as she is.

 

[Naruto X Hunter]

To be fair, she's the only one not doing it right. I'd imagine anyone can move as she is.

Lmao,to be honest,i wasn't even thinking about her.when i look at the sig,I just noticed the main girl and the one to the left.

The other one is the only one who messed up ,my eyes are never on her though.

 

[jiraiya nindo]

There's definitely something shaking in her bottom. That aint kosher

 

[NineSNS]

Killer B is a self-admitted boob man. He's a survivor.

 

[Uchihajin Sasuke]

Yeah because they are too busy whacking off instead of training, unlike Sasuke.

I rather be asexual than a horny bastard Lol

 

[Black Lee]

Killer B is a self-admitted boob man. He's a survivor.

true dat. but he's single. for all we know, a virgin.

 

[Kamui Sama]

you forgot Itachi with the aids he contracted

 

[Black Lee]

well, why didnt ino, hinata, mei tsunade and sakura die then?

explain yourself

I imagine Sakura and Ino are still alive because the object of their lust defected from the village. None of those girls seemed very horny after Sasuke left the village even though they were up to their headbands in shinobi ****. And who the hell does Tsunade like, exactly? Jiraiya never hid his feelings from her. Yet she rejected him thoroughly up until the very end. As for Hinata, she is a special exception. I'll actually concede that fully even though the object of her affection is the main character which almost makes her as much of an integral side kick as Sakura. But at the cost of sounding sexist, I really meant this list more for the male ninjas even though I did list some females originally. Let's face it, when women are genuinely horny, they just go out and get ***. Then they're not horny. Until they are again, then they just get more ***. Labeling a woman horny is like labeling a fat guy who skipped breakfast hungry.

 

[poopieface]

lol this thread.

Itachi was about as asexual as it gets (giving up all ties to society), and still died very young.