*Hokages walking through Konoha*
Tobirama whispers to Hashirama: How long do we have to follow this guy with weird shoulders arround?
Hashirama: Well if you weren't a smartass with your reanimation jutsu, we wouldn't have to. So suffer.
Tobirama: I fu*ked up big time, didn't I, bro?
Hashirama: You sure did, now be quiet.
Hashirama loudly: Hm, this place surely looks different. Hiruzen, did you order the redecoration?
Hiruzen: No, Konoha wasn't like this in my time either.
Tobirama: Maybe blondie here knows.
Minato: Blondie? At least my hair color is common. Look at you, you got hair style of a 90 year old.
Tobirama: You little fu...
Hashirama: Ease off a bit there, Tobirama. Anyway, what happened here?
Minato: A ninja called Nagato did this. I saw it from inside my son.
Hashirama: From inside your son?!
Hiruzen in himself: Yes, I figured he was capable of that...
Tobirama: Sooo, did you watch your son have ***?
Minato: No, I was inside his brain banging his mother.
Other Hokages: O_O
Minato: Yeah. And see this Uchiha right there? *points at Sasuke*
Sasuke: Don't you dare!
Oro: Wait, I wanna hear this.
Minato: This *** kissed my son. It was the first and only kiss in his life.
All the Hokages except Hashirama: Hahahhha! What a ***!
Hashirama: Doesn't surprise me, he is an Uchiha. Madara made some awkward offers to me aswell.
*meanwhile, the Konoha people are droping dead out of shock of seeing the hokages*
Hashirama: Dafuq is with them?
Tobirama: Maybe blondie here infected them with aids.
Minato: Just like I did to your mom.
Hashirama and Tobirama: How dare you, you little brat! Prepare to be anihi...
Tobirama: Woah, wait. Hashi, do we even have a mom?
Hashirama: Of course dude, we wouldn't be alive without that.
Tobirama: Yeah, but she wasn't mentioned in the manga, right? We can't really make a fuss over something that isn't in the manga.
Hashirama: Yeah, you are kinda right there bro.
Sasuke: For zombies, they sure are talkative.
Hashirama: Shut up, b*tch!
Sasuke: How dare you call me that!?
Tobirama: Didn't you know? All Uchiha are his bitches. It's nothing personal.
Sasuke: Well I for sure am not!
Hashirama: That's what Madara said...
Minato: Yes, I made that guy my bitch too... back when he attacked Konoha.
Orochimaru: That was Obito.
Minato: ...huh?
Sasuke: Yeahh, that was totally Obito. And he is the world's main enemy right now. Because his b*tch died.
Minato: Wait, are you saying I raised a *** who wants to control the world because of one b*tch? I'm gonna kill myself.
Tobirama: Yes, well good luck with that, zombie blondie.
Tobirama in himself: Wow, I'm so glad I made Edo Tensei, just to see him pissed off.
Sasuke: Seriously Orochimaru, THIS is what we walked entire day for?
Orochimaru: *licks his face with his tongue* Be calm, Sasuke. They will be my amusement for a while.
Hokages: *poker face*
Tobirama whispers to Hashirama: How long do we have to follow this guy with weird shoulders arround?
Hashirama: Well if you weren't a smartass with your reanimation jutsu, we wouldn't have to. So suffer.
Tobirama: I fu*ked up big time, didn't I, bro?
Hashirama: You sure did, now be quiet.
Hashirama loudly: Hm, this place surely looks different. Hiruzen, did you order the redecoration?
Hiruzen: No, Konoha wasn't like this in my time either.
Tobirama: Maybe blondie here knows.
Minato: Blondie? At least my hair color is common. Look at you, you got hair style of a 90 year old.
Tobirama: You little fu...
Hashirama: Ease off a bit there, Tobirama. Anyway, what happened here?
Minato: A ninja called Nagato did this. I saw it from inside my son.
Hashirama: From inside your son?!
Hiruzen in himself: Yes, I figured he was capable of that...
Tobirama: Sooo, did you watch your son have ***?
Minato: No, I was inside his brain banging his mother.
Other Hokages: O_O
Minato: Yeah. And see this Uchiha right there? *points at Sasuke*
Sasuke: Don't you dare!
Oro: Wait, I wanna hear this.
Minato: This *** kissed my son. It was the first and only kiss in his life.
All the Hokages except Hashirama: Hahahhha! What a ***!
Hashirama: Doesn't surprise me, he is an Uchiha. Madara made some awkward offers to me aswell.
*meanwhile, the Konoha people are droping dead out of shock of seeing the hokages*
Hashirama: Dafuq is with them?
Tobirama: Maybe blondie here infected them with aids.
Minato: Just like I did to your mom.
Hashirama and Tobirama: How dare you, you little brat! Prepare to be anihi...
Tobirama: Woah, wait. Hashi, do we even have a mom?
Hashirama: Of course dude, we wouldn't be alive without that.
Tobirama: Yeah, but she wasn't mentioned in the manga, right? We can't really make a fuss over something that isn't in the manga.
Hashirama: Yeah, you are kinda right there bro.
Sasuke: For zombies, they sure are talkative.
Hashirama: Shut up, b*tch!
Sasuke: How dare you call me that!?
Tobirama: Didn't you know? All Uchiha are his bitches. It's nothing personal.
Sasuke: Well I for sure am not!
Hashirama: That's what Madara said...
Minato: Yes, I made that guy my bitch too... back when he attacked Konoha.
Orochimaru: That was Obito.
Minato: ...huh?
Sasuke: Yeahh, that was totally Obito. And he is the world's main enemy right now. Because his b*tch died.
Minato: Wait, are you saying I raised a *** who wants to control the world because of one b*tch? I'm gonna kill myself.
Tobirama: Yes, well good luck with that, zombie blondie.
Tobirama in himself: Wow, I'm so glad I made Edo Tensei, just to see him pissed off.
Sasuke: Seriously Orochimaru, THIS is what we walked entire day for?
Orochimaru: *licks his face with his tongue* Be calm, Sasuke. They will be my amusement for a while.
Hokages: *poker face*
