Hidan vs Tsunade

[Joshutsu]

Yeah, call me when Tsunade's immortal, okay.
the knife most likely didn't hit any major parts, a scythe of this size in her head will destroy her skull, her eyes and her whole brain, unless you're telling me a human can survive without a brain Lol

keep embarrassing yourself okay Lol

Tsunade's taijutsu isn't that bad, i'm sure she can block/counter a scythe.

 

[TheEvilOne]

What is wrong with you?

He is riding on Hidan's ****.

 

[AGoodBoy]

Yeah, call me when Tsunade's immortal, okay.
the knife most likely didn't hit any major parts, a scythe of this size in her head will destroy her skull, her eyes and her whole brain, unless you're telling me a human can survive without a brain Lol

keep embarrassing yourself okay Lol

Rofl. Yea, Kid, cause

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can take out an entire brain. So, you're claiming hidan will remove his brain, and survive, to kill tsunade? Community46 just stop.

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A man who went to the doctor complaining of a headache was shocked to discover he'd had a 4in knife blade stuck in his brain for more than four years.

Li Fu from Yunnan Province, China, was stabbed during a robbery in 2006, and the blade of the knife had lodged in his cranium.

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A US one-year-old toddler managed to survive after falling on a set of keys, stabbing his brain through his eye. Nicholas Holderman's father, Chris, was shocked to find his boy pierced by keys that entered the toddler's eyelid and penetrated the boy's brain.

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BLADE attack victim Michal Cielsa reeled in shock when doctors showed him an X-ray of a butter knife embedded inside his head.

Michal, 28, relived his ordeal last night after the thug who stabbed him in the face was jailed for life.

Show them proof, they give you excuse.

 

[Zexion~]

Lol GoodBoy, you honestly are comparing such pitiful things to Hidan's weapons? Come on now,

Not to mention those are about 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000 chances lol, Byakugo survives through it but she temp. dies

 

[Joshutsu]

She will get scratched then Hidan wins.

It's not that easy, he scratches her he will have to set up his ritual. How will he do that? Tsunade has the power to tear him another *******. Even if he is immortal she can render him immobile.

If he somehow managed to form his ritual, the byakugou mode is not something she has to think about once it's released the flow of chakra is coming from the seal and no where else so she won't really have to think to heal any headshots he inflicts upon himself like what you will probably say.

 

[AGoodBoy]

mfw you think this is a scythe
Lmao your stupidity is priceless
search "scythe" on google then come back to me okay, I'll be waiting. Lol

Lol GoodBoy, you honestly are comparing such pitiful things to Hidan's weapons? Come on now,

Not to mention those are about 1/100000000000000000000000000000000000 chances lol, Byakugo survives through it but she temp. dies

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MFW Hidan never stabs himself with a scythe and uses a

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much thinner than the handle of his scythe.
MFW you don't even know the character you're defending.

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Powers, a member of the Army's 118th MP Company Airborne, was in eastern Baghdad investigating an explosion when suddenly an Iraqi walked up to him and stabbed him in the right side of his head. He didn't know what hit him.

"It felt like someone kind of clothesline tackled me and a thump on the side of the head, like a bang," he said.
An Iraqi teenager had inched up behind Powers on a Baghdad street and plunged a 9-inch knife deep into his skull, penetrating his brain.
Powers, who did not realize he had been stabbed, reacted quickly by throwing his attacker to the ground. Sgt. Michael Riley then tackled the man and turned him over to Iraqi security forces.

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A teenager survived after being stabbed in the head with a sword.

Zhang Bin, 15, needed emergency surgery to remove the 50cm(1.6 feet) blade.

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X-Ray of patient with psych issues who stabbed himself in the eye.. Now Brain-dead

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Tsunade should quick being A shinobi, and stop using mitotic regeneration. Because, apparently, normal people have far better feats than her and all they're using is their normal healing. lelelelelelelellelelell

#thewankisreal

 

[Prince Charles]

lmao AgoodBoy getting turnt up

 

[AGoodBoy]

No she doesn't, she only ever managed to tear a hole through Madara's wood clone, all she'll do is break his bones which won't be enough to stop him. And again that's if she lands a hit on him which won't happen.

Getting shot in the head instantly kills you, true? then it will kill her, she doesn't regenerate instantly.

No, False because it's a 50/50 chance of surviving. Keep pulling out of your arse. You'll be the next goatse soon. Lelelelel.

Hidan's scythe will plunge right through tsunade's head like it did asuma

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Community46, you sure are funny my man.

 

[Joshutsu]

No she doesn't, she only ever managed to tear a hole through Madara's wood clone, all she'll do is break his bones which won't be enough to stop him. And again that's if she lands a hit on him which won't happen.

Getting shot in the head instantly kills you, true? then it will kill her, she doesn't regenerate instantly.

Wood clone or not. Did he fake the susano'o being broken apart too? Stop it.

Breaking Hidan's bones won't render him immobile? You want to teach me about head shots but you don't get the basics.

And yes her regeneration is near instant. For his ritual to work he would he doing all this damage to himself no way he's getting all those shots in on tsunade by approaching her. She would be feeling the effects, but like i said. She isn't controlling the healing once her seal is released. Once that gem is pumpin chakra she will be fine.

 

[Zexion~]

That "Tiny Stick" Ripped through the Rib Cage and Spine No problem :|

 

[Joshutsu]

Wanna go with the basics?
Okay then start reading the manga

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He will also just regenerate like he did after taking all these injuries

proof that it's near instant? It took several seconds in the manga, as long as it's not instant then she isn't surviving it, it will kill her.

I see no feats there of hidan being able to operate with broken bones. Come again? Those are simple stab wounds so you really aren't proving me wrong. Nothing there hints he is regenerating from those stab wounds. Unless you can show me that (seriously if you do have that please show me).

Tsunade's healing is fast enough to heal from them. Seconds is enough.

 

[AGoodBoy]

lmao AgoodBoy getting turnt up

lmffao. community46 is entertaining with his obvious alt account. Don't know why he doesn't use obito1345 or w.e its name was, again.

implying because 1 people out of millions miraculously survived a stab in the brain she'll also survive it
implying he'll only stab her once
implying that "tiny stick" isn't bigger than herself

keep making me laugh

Funny thing is you actually pulled that out of your ass, Lol, your hypocrisy is almost worse than your stupidity.

Yup. I sure did.

Firstly, if you get shot in the head, in this day and age, you have, on average, about a 50/50 chance of surviving. In other words, it’s important to note that not everyone dies from their injuries.

This guy just won't quit. Stop it... Wait, no don't I'm enjoying this too much. But, apparently, My evidence isn't enough for you. Normal people surviving 'Knife to Brain GG' isn't enough to convince you that a regenerating women can. Let's go on...

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Spear

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Yasser Lopez, 16, was said to be extremely lucky to survive after his friend accidentally fired a spear-gun into his forehead as it was being loaded. The force of the impact was said to be so strong that it knocked him into the lake where the two teenagers had been fishing.
Lopez was airlifted to Miami's Jackson Memorial Hospital where doctors were only able to X-ray him after sawing off part of the spear so he could fit into the scanner.
Miraculously, the three-inch spear went straight through his skull, narrowly missing his right eye and perforating the right side of his brain.

bar - Graphic spoiler, not an X-Ray

Spoiler

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a 24-year old construction worker from Brazil is lucky to be alive after he survived a 6-foot metal bar that fell from above and pierced his head..
The bar had fell from the fifth floor of a building under construction, went through Leite’s hard hat, entered the back of his skull and exited between his eyes

bigger pole

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What wasn't said was that the foreign object was a 2-inch diameter metal pole that had been driven through the man's mouth and out through his neck.

"What the (expletive) am I going to do with this?" Coates remembered saying as he looked at the man sitting before him with 4 to 6 inches of pole sticking out of his mouth and neck. "I had to form a game plan fast."

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Thanks for the entertainment Community46, but I'm going to lurk another thread now. Enjoy your trolling.

#thewankisreal

That "Tiny Stick" Ripped through the Rib Cage and Spine No problem

No idea what you're talking about here anyway.
Don't be an idiot like this guy. Normal people can survive tremendous brain damage, but tsunade, who can do mitotic regeneration can't surviving a shitty 2 inch diamter pole? Yea, ok... You're siding with the guy who essentially said hidan will stab out his eyes and remove his brain to kill tsunade... just saying.

 

[Joshutsu]

Are you blind or do I need to repost these 3 scans?
You see him breaking his leg, ribcage,spine etc.. none of which could stop him. If you don't know where the human bones are located in the body then you can always use google. He stoped bleeding seconds after taking these injuries while asuma was losing all of his blood that is a clear hint that he regenerates

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no, it's not enough, do you survive "seconds" after getting shot in the head? No you don't.

I don't take hints or theories. I take facts. He is stabbing himself in his leg and in his vital spot where all his organs lie. So what is it pierced through his spine. He was in the circle.

Show me him getting his bones CRUSHED not stabbed, and then him proceeding to walk around and do everything like nothing happened.

 

[Zexion~]

@GOODBOY

I clearly said Tsunade would survive it, but your making it seem like anyone can survive it lml, More likely than not she will Temp be in a death state so too speak, Unless that 1/1000000000 chance happens to be her, which her cells would then heal her from but that doesn;t change the fact that everytime Hidan impales himsefl (which btw i'm fine with him just going for the heart) Tsunade drops, then returns to the living lml,

You also made it seem like Hidan's ritual stick was about as useful as a ****ign tree branch lml XD

 

[Prince Charles]

I highly doubt a stab to the brain would kill tsunade.. If this was jinton we were talking about i would say yes without a doubt but this is a simple scythe ..

 

[Zexion~]

I highly doubt a stab to the brain would kill tsunade.. If this was jinton we were talking about i would say yes without a doubt but this is a simple scythe ..

Again for the record i said it wouldn't :| Although clearly without Byakugo active it would..

 

[Prince Charles]

Again for the record i said it wouldn't :| Although clearly without Byakugo active it would..

i wasnt referring to you bro i was talking in general

 

[Zexion~]

That's still a theory, furthermore since she has no intel she wouldn't activate byakugou during the ritual and Hidan will easily kill her.

Byakugo, unlike its parent jutsu (forget the name) Activates on its own sadly :/

 

[Joshutsu]

I'm definitely starting to think you are blind.

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The scythe and the spear impaled Hidan through his back.
Where is the spine located in the body, in the back, right where the scythe impaled him, repeat after me my friends, the spine is located in the back of the human body. Good. That's a fact, not a theory, understand?


Now what did these swords stab through?

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His ribcage, repeat after me my friends, they destroyed his ribcage.

Did any of those injuries render Hidan immobile? No they didn't.
Now show me a scan of Tsunade crushing someone's bones with her punches, you can't. And if he regenerated from those injuries he would also be able to regenerate from crushed bones.

What part of that isn't crushing his bones did you not get? Tsunade isn't piercing his spine At a point if she hits him. Do YOU understand?

They stabbed him through his ribcage i believe they were using sword like objects. They destroyed what?

It doesn't matter what was 'stabbed' through because it's not showing me his bones being crushed by enourmous strength and him getting up from it. Those stab tanking feats will never disprove Tsunade rendering him imobile by crushing the bones in his body.

How can those stab wounds render him imobile so easily he is immortal. But the human body depends on it's brone structure overall and if the bones are turned to jelly. He isnt getting up. There is still no proof of instant regeneration.

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I guess you will tell me now Susano'o bones are softer than Hidan's.

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If she could do that she could break some bones.

 

[Zexion~]

Again unless DB proves otherwise this quote

meaning Tsunade's wounds begin to heal as soon as they are inflicted

Sort of says that's false