Hey trolls, you gotta post ur best jokes in here

[Urmommah]

Yo evrybody!
If you have awesome jokes then this is the thread for you
But first I want to ask you something:
Guys: Do you know how to keep an ugly person in suspense?
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I'll tell you later
and Girls: Hey! Have you heard about the stupid girl who said no?

Have fun! :drive:

 

[Mosgoved]

what can't talk or walk, works out, and enjoys company of women?

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my penis.

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ba dum tss

 

[Urmommah]

hahahah loolz i guessed a penguin??

 

[Mosgoved]

hahahah loolz i guessed a penguin??

dafuqxd. didn't expect that guess

 

[Urmommah]

This one is actually pretty good, Wumbo aproves.

I appreciate your approvment :y

 

[jayman37]

Little Jonny gets back to school after the holidays.
Teacher: So little Jonny what was the most exciting thing he did on holidays?

Little Jonny: Well I stuck a fire cracker up a toads arse.

Teacher: Rectum Jonny Rectum.

Little Jonny: Sure did miss blew that c*nt to pieces.