Hey ya'll. I'm glad to be here. You guys seem like pretty chill people and it's nice to find a place where everyone has a common interest. So yeah. Hi.
Welcome to NB bro. I will tell you now, the majority are far from chill people. The base is swarming with fanboys, and retards. So watch out, okay? My name is Jack vagmuncher, at your service.
Have fun and enjoy the base,
Or youll be hated, in the wrongest case,
Watch out for idiots, theyre here, too,
And be a nice guy, or killer bee kills you!