Hello there buddy

The base welcomes you.
Please feel free to roam around and watch the flame wars in the forum. Be wary of wankers and troll threads, though they are fun to watch, some can cause you hysteria and other mental illness due to their low intelligence and your expectations of stupidity.
my advice is, lower your standards for stupidity into the lowest possible that you can, then lower it than that. Then may luck be in your favour of surviving the flame war and still have your sanity intact.