Have you ever stole something? Thieves Only!

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I stole virginitys, socks, money , weed , and nigggas *****hes
 

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I stole this kid's Pokémon cards cause he was showing off and being an *******. I just ripped those shits and threw them in their driveway. I think I also took like 5 of their Wii games.
 

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Yeah, loads. I'm not broke or anything, but I loved the thrill. I still do, just not in the stealing aspect of 'whether or not I'll get caught'. I get my high from other things.

Regardless, when I was in elementary school, I stole someone's Slifer card. Basically what I did was:
> Asked him if I could look at his deck. Mind you that it was during recess and there were groups of kids around us playing
> I 'accidentally' dropped his deck on the floor, but at the same time, I slid the card I wanted into my sleeve.

I registered that he wouldn't sift through the cards because they were out of order, and he was running to catch them all before the wind blew them. I left after I got my prize, and yes I helped him pick them up.


The next thing I can remember is going to gas stations with my friends (in Middle School), stealing foods and drinks. There was this old chinese guy who always would stare us down, especially my other friends who were black. It was a small store, with like two rows, but we were able to get enough to feed us for the entire day just on junk food.

I didn't really steal anything in my High School years. I was young and stupid, not realizing how much trouble could come if I got caught in some of these scenario's. Still I don't regret it, my childhood was awesome.
 

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I like to steal food ._. Because when I do I'm hungry...
 

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I used to take food from the supermarket, gel too filled up an entire bag and sold them at school for like $3 each.

laptop and projector from school sold the laptop to some dude at school and he got caught with it. tried to ask for his money back think he ended up giving yhe laptop back haha....lots of shit as a kid tbh.
 

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When I was 5 I would 'steal' toys from my brother's daycare and then return them the next day hoping nobody noticed.
 

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my "freind" would always steal my yugioh cards and then show them off as his "new" cards the next time i came over so when he came over i stole his cards as retubution....and i stole a pack of mint breath stripes from a gas station for some reason
 

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So stupid, think about what your mom will feel embarrassed about you stealing yu gi oh card. Anyway i was 16 when i stole a lot of checkered shirt and shorts on jc penney i went back and forth for 3 days, 4th day we got caught and i aint saying what happen after that cos you guys might do that
 

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Yeah, loads. I'm not broke or anything, but I loved the thrill. I still do, just not in the stealing aspect of 'whether or not I'll get caught'. I get my high from other things.

Regardless, when I was in elementary school, I stole someone's Slifer card. Basically what I did was:
> Asked him if I could look at his deck. Mind you that it was during recess and there were groups of kids around us playing
> I 'accidentally' dropped his deck on the floor, but at the same time, I slid the card I wanted into my sleeve.

I registered that he wouldn't sift through the cards because they were out of order, and he was running to catch them all before the wind blew them. I left after I got my prize, and yes I helped him pick them up.


The next thing I can remember is going to gas stations with my friends (in Middle School), stealing foods and drinks. There was this old chinese guy who always would stare us down, especially my other friends who were black. It was a small store, with like two rows, but we were able to get enough to feed us for the entire day just on junk food.

I didn't really steal anything in my High School years. I was young and stupid, not realizing how much trouble could come if I got caught in some of these scenario's. Still I don't regret it, my childhood was awesome.

Haha you sounds crazy

One time I went over to my friends house and he had all the 3 god cards and an entire deck. I wanted to steal it soo badly. But I would feel guilty if I did. :lmao:
 

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So stupid, think about what your mom will feel embarrassed about you stealing yu gi oh card. Anyway i was 16 when i stole a lot of checkered shirt and shorts on jc penney i went back and forth for 3 days, 4th day we got caught and i aint saying what happen after that cos you guys might do that

Lol I used to work Loss Prevention at JCPenney so I could pay my tuition. Yep, I fought crackheads for my education. XD

While I worked there I would take stuff from the lost and found; I got an iPod from it once.

I also stole tons of full cologne bottles. I was supposed to dispose of them if they were returned but instead I just kept em.
 
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So that's where the yugioh cards went uh >_> I was actually looking to buy some...
 

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One time I went to walmart and went to the cards section where they stash all the yugioh and pokemon cards. Everything was so shiny and eye candy so I stashed a pack in my pocket. It was the sacred beast pack. :heh::heh:

Then I went again and tried opening a pack but it was so hard to open and people were eye balling me like "what that lil ***** doing?" and I got scared and left it all torn apart. :(:(

I also nearly stole a laptop RAM card from my school

I had a underfunded computer class, and the teacher got fired. So we had a sub who didn't do shit. Since the security knew i and my classmates fixed computers we were able to carry monitors and computers to and from the school. So every day ad take something. ended up with 2 720p monitors, 1 1080p 21(or 23 idk) inch monitor(using currently if you want to see), 2 mice, 2 wifi usb drives and a stick of ram.


I would have taken a compact computer but having opened them up i decided against it. Laptops were completely off limits given the fact that they have a tracking thingly in the computer that you cant remove even if you reinstall the bios and os.
 

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As a toddler who didn't know better, I stole multipack crisps, chocolate... and a Highway Code.
 
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