Hashirama (nerfed) Vs Akatsuki

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Conditions: Hashirama is barred from using Mokuton and Sage mode, but can still use medical ninjuts and merge with surfaces.

• Hashirama has Tsunade's strength (his chakra control is leagues above hers, but assume his strongest would be her best feat, when realistically, it's much higher.)

• Hashirama has the Ninjutsu feats that the weaker Buddha that Zetsu used showcased. Meaning he can use them in base.

• The data booklet stated he sealed Tajuu Kage Bushin no Jutsu away. Assume he can use it.

Hashirama is fighting the whole Akatsuki, aside from Kisame. Itachi is 3T only. instead of Nagato it's Pain. Obito is MS and doesn't have Kurama.

Intel: Manga.

Restrictions: ET, SM, Mokuton, C4 (just to avoid the needless argument. It won't factor.), Kurama.

Location: Empty konoha.

I honestly still think Hashirama stomps. Bringer of darkness blinds half the team, whilst the speed that kept up with Tobirama sweeps.
 

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Why you restrict Mokuton. Pain solos, Obito solos. Althogether the Akatsuki stomps.
 

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Because Hashirama would rape otherwise.

Lol, Pain and Obito will not solo.
 

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Because Hashirama would rape otherwise.

Lol, Pain and Obito will not solo.
If Obito has his Rinengan, Nagato switches place with Pain, Itachi is with full power, and Kisame is in, they can beat Hashirama even with SMU_U.
 

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Akatsuki god stomps. He couldn't even beat them one on one like that. (Except Hidan)
 

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No they don't. Anyways, I'm not arguing for that.

Akatsuki god stomps. He couldn't even beat them one on one like that. (Except Hidan)

I'm really interested as to how you came to that conclusion.

So a fodder like Deidara, a fodder like Sasori, a fodder like Kakuzu have a shot at the champ?
 

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No they don't. Anyways, I'm not arguing for that.



I'm really interested as to how you came to that conclusion.

So a fodder like Deidara, a fodder like Sasori, a fodder like Kakuzu have a shot at the champ?

You are right Sasori, Deidara and Kakuzu can't win alone. 3tomoe Itachi doesn't have a chance too. Pain and Obito are what makes this match a stomp though.
 

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I know I am. Obito gets defeated by a swarm of Kage Bushin. Pain gets defeated in a similar way.
 

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If Sasori, Deidara nor Kakuzu don't have a shot, neither does Kisame. Itachi solo's.
 

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:l

Did... not... read.

Itachi still solo's. Black Zetsu called Itachi invincible and Hashirama was so afraid of Black Zetsu's ass that he passed out and died after seeing him. [ ]
 

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Bringer of Darkness robs Itachi of his sight and Hashirama breaks his neck.
 

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Hashirama is some kind of a forest troll so he probably smells like shitttt. Itachi shall smell him! No need for eye sight.

I have yet to see a counter to the uncounterable manga fact I brought to the table.
 

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Hashirama have many bitches, and Itachi have none.

And that is a fact.
 

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#inb4 Sasuke picks them up as well
 

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The only bitches Sasuke ever have was Naruto. I'm actually convinced he likes men.
 

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Sasuke's D is so powerful he could cut off a *****'s head, Naruto would re-grow it and the ***** would smile at him, give him a high five and still say that she loves him, lls.

You actually want it as well, but you're just being a typical Tsundere.
 

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Sasuke has had a man inside him before. Numerous times actually.
 

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Same scums ruining VS U_U
 
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