Hashirama: Madara really loved his younger brother...
Tobirama: Erm, bro? He...hated Izuna.
Hashirama: What do you mean?
Tobirama: Well, you know...when he died? And he had that 'it's finally over' party? That was in celebration of Izuna's death.
Hashirama: What?! But he looked so sad the entire time!
Tobirama: That's because you...er...
Hashirama: Yes?
Tobirama: That's because you didn't dance with him.
Hashirama: Oh. Wait, what?
Tobirama: Madara loved YOU!
Hashirama: Oh...OOH!
Orochimaru: Must...suppress...personalities!
Sasuke: No wait, this is interesting!
Tobirama: Erm, bro? He...hated Izuna.
Hashirama: What do you mean?
Tobirama: Well, you know...when he died? And he had that 'it's finally over' party? That was in celebration of Izuna's death.
Hashirama: What?! But he looked so sad the entire time!
Tobirama: That's because you...er...
Hashirama: Yes?
Tobirama: That's because you didn't dance with him.
Hashirama: Oh. Wait, what?
Tobirama: Madara loved YOU!
Hashirama: Oh...OOH!
Orochimaru: Must...suppress...personalities!
Sasuke: No wait, this is interesting!