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There once was a boy named Harry
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
(Yo Harry, you a Wizard)
SORCERER'S STONE
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonnagal requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrel becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the Prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
OH NO!
Edward Cullen gets slayed.
He's back.
ORDER OF THE PHEONIX
Harry, Harry
It's gettin' kind of scary
Voldemort's back
And you're a revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
DEATHLY HALLOWS
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath...
Destined to be a star
His parents were killed by Voldemort
Who gave him a lightning scar
(Yo Harry, you a Wizard)
SORCERER'S STONE
Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonnagal requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrel becomes unemployed
The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore
CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
And Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber
PRISONER OF AZKABAN
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
The Dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
And now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the Prisoner of Azkaban
Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather
I don't really get it either
GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry gets put in the
Triwizard Tournament
With dragons and mermaids
OH NO!
Edward Cullen gets slayed.
He's back.
ORDER OF THE PHEONIX
Harry, Harry
It's gettin' kind of scary
Voldemort's back
And you're a revolutionary, Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore
Why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be
HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end
DEATHLY HALLOWS
There once was a boy named Harry
Who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath...
