Happy St Patty's Day

Skye Kaguya

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Hellsbadass said:
Happy St Patty's day from Myo​



To Celebrate St patty's day, we will be playing a lil SP day game but a little twist. Here in the states, kids pinch each other on SP day if you are not wearing green. We will use the concept but it involves reps. First You must have something green on your sig or avatar or profile theme and on saturday (17th) we will either +rep if you have something green or -rep you if you dont have anything green :D

Everybody can take part in this little celebration, just remember to use something green ;)

here are things that do not count as green:
rep bar, titles and village bars above the avatar and user name colors. Dots of green do not count as well

Comments for repping:
Positive rep - Happy St Patrick's Day
Neg rep- *pinch* Happy St Patrick's Day


Have fun and do not abuse this game :D
This will on saturday night​
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Happy St. Patty's day! now lets get drunk!!!
 
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+reps the guys above*

Hello there Dan
 
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I know I said this before it was St. Patty's Day, but now I can say it on St. Patty's day. Happy St. Patty's Day!!!
 
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Happy St.Patrick's Day
Finally, i get to wear my green suit
 
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Alexander Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O’Malley’O’Connell’O’Carroll’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan… oh, who is also Italian?

Father O’Mally’O’Connell’O’Carroll’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian: [speaking in an Italian accent] Tell-a me, Anderson, what is your favorite thing to do?

Anderson: Spreading the word and love of Jesus Christ to the many people of the world, teaching peace and love for all!

Father O’Mally’O’Connell’O’Carroll’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian: And-a killing-a vampires?

Anderson: Oh, just try to fucking stop me!

Father O’Mally’O’Connell’O’Carroll’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan: And what about… Protestants?

Anderson: Second verse same as the first. Now put me on a plane, so I can put them in a hearse!

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Alucard: *sniff* *sniff* Huh?! Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here. Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this?! No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

Anderson: Ah, and look at what we have here? A bloody heathen!

Alucard: Excuse me, but I’m a ****-mothering vampire! I’ve killed a LOT of people to get this title, I deserve to be called such!

Anderson: Well then, mind if I ask you your name?

Alucard: Only if you give yours first, papist.

Anderson: Fine, I’ll give you the courtesy. The name’s…

[cuts to the Hellsing mansion]

Walter: Alexander Anderson.

Sir Integra Hellsing: [briefly surprised] Aw, **** all kinds of duck!

[cuts back to Ireland]

Anderson: You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world, you will witness what happens here today and you will tell of it later… except you won’t… ‘cause I’ll kill ‘ya! Ha-ha!

Alucard: Oh, my, brilliant speech… and unoriginal, that’s totally from Boondock Saints.

Anderson: What?! No, it isn’t! I came up with it a week ago.

Alucard: Whatever. We’re here for the vampire.

Anderson: The only one left here is your sorry pale ass.

Police Girl: [recovering from her attack] Ghhhhhh…

Alucard: [to Seras] Yeah, yeah, give me a minute. [to Anderson] So, what do you want, anyways? The nearest elementary school is at least ten kilometers away.

Anderson: It is your corrupt I claim. It is your evil that will be sought by me with every breath…

Alucard: Boondock - Saints. Seriously, you must watch this movie religiously. Huh-huh… get it?

Anderson: OK, you know what? **** it – knife.

Alucard: Knife? [gets stabbed by two bayonets]

Police Girl: Master!

Alucard: Boom! [shoots Anderson in the head] Headshot. Well, now that that’s over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favourite cereal – Count Cho- [decapitated by Anderson while the word “Decapitation” is sung by Jack Black in Brutal Legend in the background]

Police Girl: Master…

Anderson: Well, now that that’s over, how about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favourite cereal Frankenbe… [notices that Seras ran away] Son of a protestant *****! Well, you know what time it is! [draws two bayonets while the word “RAPE” appears on the screen in uppercase white letters]

Police Girl: [walking away, bleeding and carrying Alucard's severed head] See, this kind of shit is why I stopped going to church.

Alucard: Police girl… Poli-i-i-ice Girl, you are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your boobs!

Police Girl: [holds Alucard's head close to her chest] Now I’m all alone… The only one I had left was you.

Alucard: [muffled in Seras' breasts] Very good! Now the next thing I want you to do is - put me between your legs!
■A bayonet suddenly is wailed at Alucard's head, which impales it into a wall.

Alucard: God damn it!

Anderson: It’s a shame for you lost your head. A careless vampire, who wound up dead. You wore your sin like it was some kind of prize. Too many lies… too many lies.

Police Girl: What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! I… I could try seducing him… wait, no! I’m not an eight-year old boy! Shit!

Anderson: Say your prayers, wee lass!

[Gunshots suddenly are fired and destroy Anderson’s bayonets. They were revealed to be fired by Sir Integra Hellsing.]

Sir Integra Hellsing: That girl belongs to me!

Anderson: Well, aren’t you the naughty one?

Sir Integra Hellsing: Don’t make me shoot you in the ****ing head!

Anderson: What the hell do you want, you crazy protestant bastard?

Sir Integra Hellsing: I’m a woman.

Anderson: Call yourself whatever you want, you crazy protestant bastard.

Sir Integra Hellsing: You do know this is a grave violation of our agreement.

Anderson: And what part would that be?

Sir Integra Hellsing: The part where you’re here… killing my men!

[Anderson kills Sir Integra's escorts before attacking her.]

Escort 1: Hua!

Escort 2: Walgh!

Anderson: I have no idea what chou’re on about. I’m just here doin’ my job! Killin’ vampires ‘n’ werewolves an’ leprechauns. I never actually found one but do you think if I cut one open with my knife it would spill out Lucky Charms?

Sir Integra Hellsing: Just shut up! Where the hell is Alucard?

Anderson: Oh, him? I killed him!

Sir Integra Hellsing: Killed him?

Anderson: Cut off his bloody head!

Sir Integra Hellsing: Oh! Well, that’s step one… what about two through ten?

Anderson: Ah, Christ!

[Alucard regenerates in a shot of splendor and magnificence. (read: Awesomeness)]

Alucard: You done goofed.

Anderson: How the blood-soaked protestant hell did you do that?!

Alucard: **** you, that’s how.

Anderson: [quickly opens a bible] You know what? I’ve had enough of this. To hell with all you dirty heathens! [uses the pages to teleport out of the hospital]

Alucard: Eat me! Don’t forget to write!

Police Girl: Oh… oh, my God… We survived!

Alucard: Sooo…

Sir Integra Hellsing: What?

Alucard: Do I get to go after him?

Sir Integra Hellsing: No.

Alucard: Aw, come on!

Sir Integra Hellsing: No, and that’s final! We’ve got bigger things to worry about. Whoever’s behind these vampire attacks, it has to be some kind of large organized group.

Alucard: Like the Nazis?

Sir Integra Hellsing: That would be retarded.
■Meanwhile ...

The Major: Gentlemen… ve… are Nazis!
 
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