Itachi The Solo King
Jōnin Strategist 🧠
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Happy Birthday, King Itachi!
Happy birthday to the best character in Naruto, the king, the divine messiah, Itachi.
Your time has come to make your grand exit from this manga right near your birthday, but you will continue on as the king in your fandom. We will breed together and teach our children the ways of Itachi. Fifteen years into the future when people have slowly started to forget about Naruto you'll see our children walking down the street sporting an Itachi messenger bag, crying out "ALL HAIL THE KING"
Rest peacefully our lord. You have solo'd enough in life. Happy birthday, Uchiha Itachi.
The King is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me write down on white text-boxes
He leads me into hype threads
He restores my fandom: he leads me into flame wars for his name's sake
Yea, though I browse through the forum of the digital haters
I shall fear no fandom, for thou art Itachi
Thy eyeballs and seal speeds, they comfort me
Thou preparest an argument before me in the presence of my enemies
Thou annointest my head with your feats; my word count spilleth over
Surely hype and soloing shall follow me all the threads of my life
And I shall dwell in the house of The King forever
Amen
The godly Uchiha himself
うちは イタチ
"As the one who holds the tangled strings of
relationships that connect the past and
future, when he moves, the wheels of destiny turns.
True Itachi Fan
Last Prayer
Happy birthday to the best character in Naruto, the king, the divine messiah, Itachi.
Your time has come to make your grand exit from this manga right near your birthday, but you will continue on as the king in your fandom. We will breed together and teach our children the ways of Itachi. Fifteen years into the future when people have slowly started to forget about Naruto you'll see our children walking down the street sporting an Itachi messenger bag, crying out "ALL HAIL THE KING"
Rest peacefully our lord. You have solo'd enough in life. Happy birthday, Uchiha Itachi.
The King is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me write down on white text-boxes
He leads me into hype threads
He restores my fandom: he leads me into flame wars for his name's sake
Yea, though I browse through the forum of the digital haters
I shall fear no fandom, for thou art Itachi
Thy eyeballs and seal speeds, they comfort me
Thou preparest an argument before me in the presence of my enemies
Thou annointest my head with your feats; my word count spilleth over
Surely hype and soloing shall follow me all the threads of my life
And I shall dwell in the house of The King forever
Amen
The godly Uchiha himself
うちは イタチ
"As the one who holds the tangled strings of
relationships that connect the past and
future, when he moves, the wheels of destiny turns.
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True Itachi Fan
Last Prayer
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! I commend your efforts :yayy: !! Happy birthday to Itachi 
He rocks and he rofls :scorps:
