Guys, I need your help

[Wolves]

So I want to get a iPhone 6 when it comes out but the thing is, that my mom hates Apple because I had an iPod like 6 years ago and back then I couldn't do shiz on my own, so my mom had to help me all the time. She hates iTunes and such stuff and a year ago I asked her if I can have an iPhone. She slapped me (jk) and asked me if I was crazy.
So, what shall I do now to get an iPhone? I can't afford one with my own money, I'm shoe addicted. (no, I'm not a girl)

 

[Endou]

Have a serious discussion with her about her thoughts on apple products. Reflect deeply upon this conversation with your mother. Think to yourself "Why am I getting a product that is created by one of the most penny-pinching companies in the world? Why must I get a restrictive OS?"
Go out of your house and buy a flip phone for about $30. Cry because you didn't get an iPhone.

 

[iNotorious]

Get another phone that isn't the iphone.

 

[Poptart]

Sell your kidney(s).

 

[Gunjan]

Buy one of these.....
BEST PHONE EVER

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