Guys, guys, I got some riddles!

[Darth Uchiha]

Naruto eats the _____ like groceries

What do you call a no good jerk that would rather train his rival's son than look after his own wife and child?

How many Buritos would you need to crap out a Salad?

Why does God hate us?

GO!

 

[Desiigner]

1. bootayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2. idk

3. idk

4. wtf

 

[Angelic.]

ramen
sasky
just 1 bc burrito solos
bc of people like trump

 

[Obito the supreme jin]

1. Burritos
2. Doosh Bag
3. 12
4.Idk maybe for sinning

 

[Animated Music Videos]

1.Hinatas stool? Idk
2.hmmm I think isshin Kurosaki
3.none because beef n beans don't make lettuce n tomatoes
4.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

 

[Zealous Sparks]

Answer to all of the above: I see.

 

[Your Creepy Stalker]

Naruto eats the _____ like groceries - Ramen

What do you call a no good jerk that would rather train his rival's son than look after his own wife and child? - Steve, then start running in the other direction

How many Buritos would you need to crap out a Salad? - Fourteen.

Why does God hate us? - Because of you.

GO!

 

[KesOnFire]

Answer to all the above:Indeed I see.

 

[SSStylish]

1. "Naruto eats the _____ like groceries" The answer is obviously "D"

2. " What do you call a no good jerk that would rather train his rival's son than look after his own wife and child?" I call him "reported for character bashing"

3. "How many Buritos would you need to crap out a Salad?" 69

4. "Why does God hate us?" Itachi hates you for making this thread. Not us.

 

[lndra]

God these riddles are so hard.

I'll never understand //-_-