[Discussion] Guy only question

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  • Kill myself

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • Kill myself

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  • Something regrettable

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Try the best to escape

    Votes: 6 50.0%

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villain55

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What would you do if this happen to you? Would you try to escape? Fight back? Kill yourself?

A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants ***, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”

She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
 
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Trúth

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Hold my breath until I die.
 

Joker

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Read this before, but, I don't know
 

Young Vongola

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I would try to escape **** that. If he was gonna kill me for resisting I'd rather probably rather die than be anally raped.
 

Saikyokami

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is the guy atleast handsome? and does he want my D or does he want my anus?
 

BlacLord™

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I wouldn't get tied to the chair in the first place.

Then if they guy's hot enough, coerce him into an orgy.
 

Lord Tywin

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I've read this before somewhere else. But it wouldn't happen though because I keep my shotgun under the pillow
 

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I've heard this Joke before.
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Let him know I have HIV and tell him I like it hard and rough and the more blood the better the lubercation
 

Milliana

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Female here and what a weird thing to do.
 

ChocolateVanilla

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I'd honestly rather die than be raped, so I'd bite my tongue and choke on my blood.
 

Ciao

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jokes on you, i'm single. haha
 

Venomous Cobra

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Reverse psychology always works on people like that so yeah
 
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