Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
-- Redd Foxx
He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."
*** discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Q: Why did God invent booze?
A: So ugly men could get laid too.
"The baby was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around its
neck to get the dog to play with it. Never get into fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's
picture that came with the wallet he bought.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Your boy/girl friend is *so* ugly that...
when you look up ugly in the dictionary, their picture's there.
it looks like their face caught fire and someone put it out
with an ice pick.
when they yelled "Rape", the guy screamed "No way!"
they were the birth control poster child.
when they were born, the doctor slapped their mother.
as a child, their parents tied a pork chop around her neck to
get the puppy to play with them.
they have to sneak up on a glass of water, just to get a drink!