Golden Time Episode 2: Why don't you hit?

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This episode was aight. Lemme summarize the basics of this episode:

  • Tada recovers from his damn motorcycle crash in a mere week or less
  • Great opening
  • Mitsuo is being a b*tch
  • Kaga tries to bribe Tada
  • Mitsuo is being a b*tch
  • Kaga is lonely
  • Tada parties with a bunch of half naked women
  • Mitsuo is being a b*tch
  • Tada finally talks to Kaga
  • A club chick talks Kaga and Tada half to sleep
  • Oh yeah, Linda...is present.
  • Cute ass ending




This episode starts off with us finding out its been a week since Tada joined the college. We also get a clip of him walking around in bandages and someone catches him then he wakes up. I have no idea what the hell is going on. Maybe it was a dream or this guy is really durable and wanted outtie from the hospital. Not even relevant so far anyways so I'll just ignore it for now.

So..yeah...the opening is pretty cool. Mostly shows some TadaKoko fluff shit. I don't want to say it spoils the series because we really already saw this coming unless we were stupid, and most of us are stupid. Of course that excludes me because my IQ is 9001^3. If you believed that you proved me right about your stupidity.

Anyways, Mitsuo is being a real p*ssy, I can't believe I compared this wimp to one of my favorite Sekirei characters. Mitsuo is trying to hide from Koko while Tada talks to her about, what do you know, Mitsuo's sorry ass. Instead of walking into the building they're infront of, he sits there and waits for Koko to see him. My first impressions were right, this guy is a real idiot, but he beats Tada now. So, naturally, Koko finds him since he sits there literally looking at them telling Tada "shhh!!!". You know how people can somehow sense you if you look at them long enough.

Mitsuo uses his ninja skills and escapes. Nice job, douche. You wouldn't have to be in a hurry if you had walked in the building to begin with. Next Kaga says she wants Tada to tell her about Mitsuo's schedule so she can be in classes with him. Actually, I think she asks Tada to tell her everything about Mitsuo he learns. This girl is dedicated. What the hell's wrong with you, Mitsuo? After that basically what happens is Kaga tries to bribe Tada since he's kind of uneasy about it. Tada gets even more uneasy. The f*ck? Why didn't you take that bribe? Is this some bro code shit? I'm greedy as hell when it comes to money. Gotta get me dat new Sonic game comin in a couple of weeks. Gotta get dat drawin tablet. Gotta get dem art supplies. Gotta get dem mods to unban my main.

Seriously, trade shoes with me Tada. As a matter of fact, trade shoes with me Mitsuo. I will shag Koko in an instant.

What happens next is Mitsuo and Tada have a conversation at Tada's house after Tada gives Mitsuo some instant ramen over which Mitsuo acts like Tada just dropped a bag of gold bars in his hands. Mitsuo's broke as hell. Mitsuo is fidgety about Koko using Tada to stalk him, and Tada says he could at least hang out with her some, because he always sees her alone pretty much everywhere. You know what pisses me off? Mitsuo instead changes the subject to b*tch about how sexy people get sympathy whenever they're sad.

What the hell? Why does it even matter? You've known the girl since you were in diapers just about and you're letting her become a loner just because you don't wanna be around her, which is a f*cking questioning of your sexuality to begin with. Smh. Anyways, Tada and Mitsuo the jackass decide to stop talking and go to some party with the film club Mitsuo plans on joining.

They go to the party and it's a bunch of virgins plus like one girl, which is the Oka chick we met in episode 1. Haha, still not relevant either. She doesn't count, losers. You're still virgins and it's a cockfest in there unless you're with that gangbang shit. Basically Tada tries to open the door to the next room because theres some people being noisy. They tell him not to because it's a demon realm, and what do you know?

It's a room full of HALF NAKED COLLEGE GIRLS. Really? These guys really are virgins. Not only are they half naked but they're all drunk. Nothing important happens there because Tada is just as scared of half naked women as the rest of the virgins, so the girls figure he'd like a meatfest event and let him wrestle some 2D girl loving dude with glasses in a corner to have rough buttsecks. The next day Mitsuo's still being a p*ssy when he sees Kaga standing around alone waiting for him. What a douche. Tada says why not go and talk to her just a wee bit. Mitsuo says she's making a ploy to get sympathy.

Mitsuo, go to Hell. I'm not joking, if I was in this anime or if I was Tada for that matter I'd personally beat the shit out of him right there. I let you slide once, bastard. This was Mitsuo's last chance because Tada's gonna go all in on his journey to Kaga's G spot. I just want to note right here, at this moment, I'm calling it that Mitsuo's gonna get pissed that Tada's getting close to her and be all jelly at some point in the series. I am calling this before anyone else does. I'm calling it right here. If I'm wrong I'll post <3 after all my posts again, or make up some embarrassing stuff for me to do. And when Mitsuo pulls this shit I'm going to drop a bomb on him. I will literally drop the F bomb on a fictional character, then you guys can report me and call the crazy house.

So, the next day or something Tada's tired as hell because he was kept up all night by the sexy, drunk, half naked college girls and is whining like it was a crime. He is instantly crowded by group people trying to get the newbies. I really hope they know this isn't helping their rep. Some chick saves his ass. This chick, no joke, turns out to be Linda. If you're wondering why I'm acting surprised is because her casual look looks miles different from what we saw her lookin like in episode 1. I didn't even know who the hell she was, and her face was shown somewhere earlier in the episode.

Linda starts looking all depressed and starts to ask Tada something, but he sees Kaga sitting on a bench alone. I wish I could just run over to Kaga and just embrace her for a couple of minutes all teary eyed. Not on the level that I would Tomoko from Watamote, but like some of that. I feel horrible for her, and she doesn't deserve any of this shit. Tada, get the ass. Mitsuo's being a jerk and Linda hopefully doesn't just want you to join her club because then Dylan would be right. Get the ass.

One thing I have to note about this is that a bunch of the dudes walk by her thinking she's hot as hell. Who's to blame them. So one huge head scratcher: why is this girl still sitting alone every day? Really, what kind of p*ssy excuses for men do the guys in this anime call themselves? God damn the least you could do when you think a girl is hot and she's sitting alone is say hey, these virgins walk by her and then talk about how gorgeous she is with their virgin friends. Some people are just satisfied with fapping to mental images.

Tada finally takes my advice for once and talks to Kaga. They talk for a little bit and Kaga says everyone walks by her and ignores her. She says she feels invisible and I feel the fist of this anime aiming for my feels. I predicted right. The anime punches my feels as Kaga says they think she's strange in a sad voice, then she says maybe thats why Mitsuo ignores her. I really want Mitsuo to get murdered now. He really needs to go to Hell. Kaga has a little smile, and her face is darkened out. It's obvious she's holding back tears and then she covers up her face with something that I think is a book or a flyer for a club. Tada looks at her and asks himself if she could be putting on an act. You can go to Hell too, Tada.
My eyes got a little watery during this scene.
Like a f*cking idiot, instead of trying to comfort her or say anything that may make her feel better, Tada's like

-_-

Basically what happens next is some club demon grabs them and pulls them away to a cafe to recruit them. This is a f*cking felony. This is legally and morally KIDNAPPING. Just sayin. Basically what happens after that is they're tired after the club chick talks for hours until night. Koko goes home. That's pretty much all for this episode. I must note that the ending is real cute and gives us kinda-fanservice-ish. I just thought it was adorable. Koko is pretty much the only character in this show I like.

Oh yeah, uh, the music was good too. Yeah, sure. It actually was pretty good.


This episode was pretty good. We got some insight on what's going on on Koko's end, which is all I really care about but from an unbiased standpoint it's still important. We get a little character development in and find out Mitsuo's a douche besides being gay. The animation and art are great just as they were last week and will be for the rest of the series. Beautiful, and I'm gonna watch it in HD every week. Also, I'm really happy because it turns out this series will be 24 episodes long. Worries gone. Love it. Love it. This was a pretty good episode overall, and I give it an 8/10 because we learned more about the characters and what this plot is doing. Good job Golden Time, you moved up on my priority list for anime this fall.



The PV gives us some info that Tada will be spending 3 days and 2 nights with Koko.

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