Naruto_Lee
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Naruto_Lee: (Running away from A crazy Kratos) Ahhhhh! I hope you all enjoy the second (Pants) Chappie… Oh! I don't own Kratos! But I own Most of the God of War games….
Kratos: Grrrrrr! Come back HERE!
Naruto_Lee: Gotta go!
Chapter 2: "Achhooo! Kratos is Sick…?"
(Scene Begins on a ship to Athens it's raining really hard and Kratos is in bed… Sneezing!)
Kratos: "Hah-choo! HEH-CHOOOOOOO! Ugh! What did I do to- Achoooo! Deserve this!
(Blows nose in a tissue that is place there mysteriously…)
?: Well let's see, you killed your wife and daughter and killed a huge hydra….Must I go on…?
Kratos:…………………..? What in the name of Athena are you?
?: I'm an elf! My name is Ash!
(Kratos just looks stunned beyond this point while the tissue is still being held at his nose)
Ash: So it's kinda of your fault that your sick my friend… Try putting on more clothes…Of course you caught a cold… All you wear is…well nothing but open toe sandals complemented with a ripped red toga and nothing else…
Kratos: WHO (Coughs harshly) SENT YOU! I don't have time for you…
(Lies back in bed with a loud thump and pulls the covers over himself…)
Ash: "So Kratos… want some cookies?"(Pulls out cookies from outta nowhere!) "Zeus told me how much you love cookies…The ones with…Sprinkles!"
(Lump on the bed that happens to be Kratos Starts Growling dangerously)
Kratos: "Ah- ah -ah chooooooo! Look you monster….I have a cold, I'm already pissed off and- did you say cookies?"
Ash: "Yep! With Sprinkles" (Grins)
(Kratos quickly sits up in bed…But almost falls back cause of the fever he has….)
Kratos: "The gods have finally heard my plea… Ugh! My throat…But who cares!"
Ash: (Gives an overly happy ghost of Sparta the Cookies) "Hope you like em!" (Grins)
(Kratos opens the he cookie box only to find it….)
Kratos: "Empty! WHAT TREACHERY- Achoo (Sniffs) Ugh! IS THIS!" (Coughs until he rolls off the bed)
Ash: "Bye!" (Quickly disappears before Kratos gets up!)
Kratos: (Looks around for Ash only to find no one) "Bastard!" (Nose starts running) "EW! EW! Where's the tissues?"
(While blowing his nose very hard, Kratos glares at the ceiling and yet again….yells at Zeus)
Kratos: (Coughs) "Z-ZEUS! WHY! IS IT AMUSING TO YOU TO-to Heh-shooooooo! TORTURE ME SO!" (Sways and falls to floor…he passes out)
(Up in Olympus…Again! All of the Gods Minus Poseidon are watching Kratos suffer in HD)
Hera: "Hahahahaha! Go back to the part when he coughs and falls- ahaha- out of bed!"
Artemis: "Hhahahahaha! I can't take it! Too funny!"
Zeus: (On the floor dying of Laughter) "It's even funnier like this…."
(While on the floor, Zeus takes the golden remote of awesomeness and plays Kratos falling out of bed in slow-motion)
(All of the Gods Start laughing Except Athena)
Athena:…………… "I don't find someone with a cold and falling out of bed funny father!"
Zeus: (Totally distracted by the really funny scene before him) "Y-yeah! Whatever sweetie… Daddy is busy right now…go play with your toys.."
Athena:………"I HATE YOU!" (Runs to her room and slams the door in which the whole kingdom shudders)
Zeus: (Still distracted) "Uh-huh! Love you too hon."
(Back on the ship with a still hot yet cold-ridden Kratos in bed)
Kratos: Unnnn! Heh_chooo! HEH- Heh-choooooooooo! Why be! Whad did I do! Oh! Great.. now I'b- Gah-choooo! (Coughs) Stuf ub."
(One last time in Olympus… All of the gods minus the already dead one and Athena are all dead because they couldn't stop laughing their heads off at Kratos in slow motion, falling off the bed…. While their all dead, the HD God flat screen still shows Kratos falling of the bed in slow motion… Which is actually pretty darn hilarious…)
Scene ends....
Naruto_Lee: Aw Poor Kratos… I made the poor guy catch a cold…^^
Kratos:… Id is nod Fundy……..(Sniffs)
Naruto_Lee: (Gives Kratos some tissues,The puff ones)
Kratos:……Thank- Achhooo! You…
Naruto_Lee: Aw! Well click the button at the bottom of your screens to leave me gifts of awesomeness…^^…… And to make him feel better…..
Kratos: Ah-chooooo!
Kratos: Grrrrrr! Come back HERE!
Naruto_Lee: Gotta go!
Chapter 2: "Achhooo! Kratos is Sick…?"
(Scene Begins on a ship to Athens it's raining really hard and Kratos is in bed… Sneezing!)
Kratos: "Hah-choo! HEH-CHOOOOOOO! Ugh! What did I do to- Achoooo! Deserve this!
(Blows nose in a tissue that is place there mysteriously…)
?: Well let's see, you killed your wife and daughter and killed a huge hydra….Must I go on…?
Kratos:…………………..? What in the name of Athena are you?
?: I'm an elf! My name is Ash!
(Kratos just looks stunned beyond this point while the tissue is still being held at his nose)
Ash: So it's kinda of your fault that your sick my friend… Try putting on more clothes…Of course you caught a cold… All you wear is…well nothing but open toe sandals complemented with a ripped red toga and nothing else…
Kratos: WHO (Coughs harshly) SENT YOU! I don't have time for you…
(Lies back in bed with a loud thump and pulls the covers over himself…)
Ash: "So Kratos… want some cookies?"(Pulls out cookies from outta nowhere!) "Zeus told me how much you love cookies…The ones with…Sprinkles!"
(Lump on the bed that happens to be Kratos Starts Growling dangerously)
Kratos: "Ah- ah -ah chooooooo! Look you monster….I have a cold, I'm already pissed off and- did you say cookies?"
Ash: "Yep! With Sprinkles" (Grins)
(Kratos quickly sits up in bed…But almost falls back cause of the fever he has….)
Kratos: "The gods have finally heard my plea… Ugh! My throat…But who cares!"
Ash: (Gives an overly happy ghost of Sparta the Cookies) "Hope you like em!" (Grins)
(Kratos opens the he cookie box only to find it….)
Kratos: "Empty! WHAT TREACHERY- Achoo (Sniffs) Ugh! IS THIS!" (Coughs until he rolls off the bed)
Ash: "Bye!" (Quickly disappears before Kratos gets up!)
Kratos: (Looks around for Ash only to find no one) "Bastard!" (Nose starts running) "EW! EW! Where's the tissues?"
(While blowing his nose very hard, Kratos glares at the ceiling and yet again….yells at Zeus)
Kratos: (Coughs) "Z-ZEUS! WHY! IS IT AMUSING TO YOU TO-to Heh-shooooooo! TORTURE ME SO!" (Sways and falls to floor…he passes out)
(Up in Olympus…Again! All of the Gods Minus Poseidon are watching Kratos suffer in HD)
Hera: "Hahahahaha! Go back to the part when he coughs and falls- ahaha- out of bed!"
Artemis: "Hhahahahaha! I can't take it! Too funny!"
Zeus: (On the floor dying of Laughter) "It's even funnier like this…."
(While on the floor, Zeus takes the golden remote of awesomeness and plays Kratos falling out of bed in slow-motion)
(All of the Gods Start laughing Except Athena)
Athena:…………… "I don't find someone with a cold and falling out of bed funny father!"
Zeus: (Totally distracted by the really funny scene before him) "Y-yeah! Whatever sweetie… Daddy is busy right now…go play with your toys.."
Athena:………"I HATE YOU!" (Runs to her room and slams the door in which the whole kingdom shudders)
Zeus: (Still distracted) "Uh-huh! Love you too hon."
(Back on the ship with a still hot yet cold-ridden Kratos in bed)
Kratos: Unnnn! Heh_chooo! HEH- Heh-choooooooooo! Why be! Whad did I do! Oh! Great.. now I'b- Gah-choooo! (Coughs) Stuf ub."
(One last time in Olympus… All of the gods minus the already dead one and Athena are all dead because they couldn't stop laughing their heads off at Kratos in slow motion, falling off the bed…. While their all dead, the HD God flat screen still shows Kratos falling of the bed in slow motion… Which is actually pretty darn hilarious…)
Scene ends....
Naruto_Lee: Aw Poor Kratos… I made the poor guy catch a cold…^^
Kratos:… Id is nod Fundy……..(Sniffs)
Naruto_Lee: (Gives Kratos some tissues,The puff ones)
Kratos:……Thank- Achhooo! You…
Naruto_Lee: Aw! Well click the button at the bottom of your screens to leave me gifts of awesomeness…^^…… And to make him feel better…..
Kratos: Ah-chooooo!
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