Naruto_Lee
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Naruto_Lee: Hey there folks? I know I should be working on my other fics but this won't leave me be? Don't worry, I will get to my other stories!
Kratos: What the hell! Why have I been brought here!
Naruto_Lee: (GLARES) Hey! Shut up you! You're in my world now and what I say goes? GOT IT!
Kratos:???..
Summary: Funny scenes with the Ghost of Sparta!
Chapter 1:Fight With Medusa
(Scene 1: Fighting with Medusa?)
Kratos: "You fiend! I Will destroy you with the blades of Chaos!"
(Scowls while pulling out the Blades of Chaos)
Medusa: (GROWLS*) Oh! Yeah Ghost of Sparta?? Just try!"
(Medusa Starts throwing boulders and other painful objects at poor Kratos who tries to dodge but barely)
Kratos: (Starts pouting and tearing up) "H-hey! That really hurt?. What did I-I ever do to you! You-you big BULLY!" (Cries uncontrollably)
(Crickets chirping happily in the background)
Medusa: ???????"uh?"
(Kratos continues to cry and vent)
Kratos: "DO YOU (Sobs) have any clue how hard it is to be me! DO YOU! I have to fight you bloody things everyday and (Censored) every NIGHT! All I want is my cookies?that's all! COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES ON THEM! WHY DO THE GODS BETRAY ME!"
Medusa:?"WHAT? I thought you sought to relinquish your sins!"
(Kratos glares so harshly at Medusa that she dies in a non climatic way)
Medusa: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kratos: "That will teach you to question me!"
(Screams at the sky to the Gods of Olympus?.Mainly Zeus like he does all the time)
Kratos: "ZEUS! I WANT THIS NIGHTMARE TO END! HOW LONG MUST YOU PROLONG MY SUFFERING?? FOR THE TASTE OF COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES?"
(From Mount Olympus)
Zeus: "For as long I want to fool?.. Now leave me alone I'm busy with a life and death situation here!"
Kratos: "BUT my Cook........."
(The sky parts in an ominous way and suddenly a lightning bolt hits our brave and half naked hero into a smoldering pile of ash.)
Zeus: "That'll teach the young brute to piss me off while I'm in a near life and death situation!"
(Sitting across from his brother Poseidon playing....)
Poseidon: "Got any three of hearts?"
(Goldfish??..)
Zeus: "Mother of all crap! Here!"
Poseidon: "Yay! I get pony! I get the pony! I get the....."
(Kills Poseidon off with a sharp lightning bolt to the head? Poseidon's blood is all over Zeus.)
Zeus: "No One! AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL STEAL MY PONY!"
(Runs off (with the blood still on him) to tell Athena what Hermes "supposedly" did to poor Poseidon who didn't see it coming?)
(A week later in the underworld?.)
Kratos: "WHAT ABOUT MY COOKIES!
Hades: SHUT UP!
Kratos:??(Softly like a little girl, balls up in a corner and cries)
Dead People:?????"lame!"
Scene ends??
Naruto_Lee:??AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Wipes tears from his eyes)
Kratos: I don't find that amusing fool! (Pulls out the blades of chaos)
Naruto_Lee:???Um? (Backs up slowly while Kratos advances slowly seething with a desire to kill)
Kratos: What the hell! Why have I been brought here!
Naruto_Lee: (GLARES) Hey! Shut up you! You're in my world now and what I say goes? GOT IT!
Kratos:???..
Summary: Funny scenes with the Ghost of Sparta!
Chapter 1:Fight With Medusa
(Scene 1: Fighting with Medusa?)
Kratos: "You fiend! I Will destroy you with the blades of Chaos!"
(Scowls while pulling out the Blades of Chaos)
Medusa: (GROWLS*) Oh! Yeah Ghost of Sparta?? Just try!"
(Medusa Starts throwing boulders and other painful objects at poor Kratos who tries to dodge but barely)
Kratos: (Starts pouting and tearing up) "H-hey! That really hurt?. What did I-I ever do to you! You-you big BULLY!" (Cries uncontrollably)
(Crickets chirping happily in the background)
Medusa: ???????"uh?"
(Kratos continues to cry and vent)
Kratos: "DO YOU (Sobs) have any clue how hard it is to be me! DO YOU! I have to fight you bloody things everyday and (Censored) every NIGHT! All I want is my cookies?that's all! COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES ON THEM! WHY DO THE GODS BETRAY ME!"
Medusa:?"WHAT? I thought you sought to relinquish your sins!"
(Kratos glares so harshly at Medusa that she dies in a non climatic way)
Medusa: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kratos: "That will teach you to question me!"
(Screams at the sky to the Gods of Olympus?.Mainly Zeus like he does all the time)
Kratos: "ZEUS! I WANT THIS NIGHTMARE TO END! HOW LONG MUST YOU PROLONG MY SUFFERING?? FOR THE TASTE OF COOKIES WITH THE SPRINKLES?"
(From Mount Olympus)
Zeus: "For as long I want to fool?.. Now leave me alone I'm busy with a life and death situation here!"
Kratos: "BUT my Cook........."
(The sky parts in an ominous way and suddenly a lightning bolt hits our brave and half naked hero into a smoldering pile of ash.)
Zeus: "That'll teach the young brute to piss me off while I'm in a near life and death situation!"
(Sitting across from his brother Poseidon playing....)
Poseidon: "Got any three of hearts?"
(Goldfish??..)
Zeus: "Mother of all crap! Here!"
Poseidon: "Yay! I get pony! I get the pony! I get the....."
(Kills Poseidon off with a sharp lightning bolt to the head? Poseidon's blood is all over Zeus.)
Zeus: "No One! AND I MEAN NO ONE WILL STEAL MY PONY!"
(Runs off (with the blood still on him) to tell Athena what Hermes "supposedly" did to poor Poseidon who didn't see it coming?)
(A week later in the underworld?.)
Kratos: "WHAT ABOUT MY COOKIES!
Hades: SHUT UP!
Kratos:??(Softly like a little girl, balls up in a corner and cries)
Dead People:?????"lame!"
Scene ends??
Naruto_Lee:??AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Wipes tears from his eyes)
Kratos: I don't find that amusing fool! (Pulls out the blades of chaos)
Naruto_Lee:???Um? (Backs up slowly while Kratos advances slowly seething with a desire to kill)
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