God and the Constituion are imaginary.

[Motown]

There is no proof of god, therefore he is made up and imaginary because it's impossible to measure or view it.

Therefore the constitution of the United States does not apply, because I cannot measure it and was probably made up by a bunch of intelligent animals.

The constitution is merely carbon atoms formed from plant material blistered with ink arranged in a code that humans can understand, therefore all laws do not apply to me.

MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! TAKE THAT DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT!

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My dog happened to agree with me.

 

[Darthlawsuit]

My dog happened to agree with me.

Even the dog agrees.... I cannot disagree with the dog I support this.

 

[RAMENATOR]

There is no proof of god, therefore he is made up and imaginary because it's impossible to measure or view it.

Therefore the constitution of the United States does not apply, because I cannot measure it and was probably made up by a bunch of intelligent animals.

The constitution is merely carbon atoms formed from plant material blistered with ink arranged in a code that humans can understand, therefore all laws do not apply to me.

MUHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! TAKE THAT DIGITAL MILLENNIUM COPYRIGHT ACT!

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My dog happened to agree with me.

This conclusion seems logical from your original premise, thus I do not fault you. If one bases existence upon measurement then I do not disagree. Time also does not exist. ^_^

 

[mcchikeneater]

Thoughts of god and afterlife, while I cant say I know they aren't true, I think are made up by peoples desperation to cling to life because some people are too much of cowards to accept death as a reality so they invented the "afterlife" to make themselves feel better.

 

[RAMENATOR]

Thoughts of god and afterlife, while I cant say I know they aren't true, I think are made up by peoples desperation to cling to life because some people are too much of cowards to accept death as a reality so they invented the "afterlife" to make themselves feel better.

What does this have to do with the original post?

 

[Darthlawsuit]

What does this have to do with the original post?

I think that his brain exploded once he read this post. I guess this is a huge shock to him

 

[RAMENATOR]

I think that his brain exploded once he read this post. I guess this is a huge shock to him

A shotgun did that to me once... in a dream But those don't exist either

 

[Darthlawsuit]

A shotgun did that to me once... in a dream But those don't exist either

Dreams don't exist but they are very interesting simulation programs that our brains have XD. I once blew up the Earth. A couple seconds in my brain crashed from being unable to process all of the bits and pieces of Earth coming apart

 

[RAMENATOR]

Dreams don't exist but they are very interesting simulation programs that our brains have XD. I once blew up the Earth. A couple seconds in my brain crashed from being unable to process all of the bits and pieces of Earth coming apart

I once met Tiger Woods [famous golfer] in my dream... then proceeded to protect him from some people that wanted to take him hostage
:scorps:

 

[Darthlawsuit]

I once met Tiger Woods [famous golfer] in my dream... then proceeded to protect him from some people that wanted to take him hostage
:scorps:

Did he reward you with Hanes shirts and underwear? :scorps:

 

[lubricati0n]

I am magical.

 

[mcchikeneater]

I am magical.

magically self lubricating?

 

[RAMENATOR]

Did he reward you with Hanes shirts and underwear? :scorps:

No, but Michael Jordan did as a reward for protecting TW... (MJ was the President) :scorps:

 

[Kazamori]

Well of course! My cats seem to agree.

I am magical.

Witchcraft!

 

[Darthlawsuit]

Witchcraft!

Need moar firewood!

 

[RAMENATOR]

Need moar firewood!

I've got the stake! Let's burn the witch!!






jk

 

[Motown]

I've got the stake! Let's burn the witch!!






jk

But she turned me into a newt gingrich!

 

[RAMENATOR]

But she turned me into a newt gingrich!

What? A Politician? Burn 'em all!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Hyperion]

Wind Release: Fart Bomb

 

[RAMENATOR]

Wind Release: Fart Bomb

Dear lord, what have we done.. :sy:

U_U We just wiped out half of a continent