Girls just wanna have fun.

[McRazor]

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Let's go, ladies. Rei's rules, CE and CJ allowed. Me and Cobalt playing with Dan's pasta. We're standing at mid range from each other, Cobalt 2m left, next to me. The terrain is actually a fun terrain. O_O

Baobab trees that resemble penises are at long range around us and the sky is rainbow colored. The field is dusty with a small lake of goat piss to my right, closer to us than to you, Danny boi.

The order would be Me-Cobalt-Dan and so on.

I'll use Barney as always. Post your bios and let's go.

 

[-Cobalt-]

I will be using my Xemnas Uchiha with 3T activated and Umbrella on my back.

 

[Pervyy]

Natsu Uchiha with MS active and custom weapon on my back.

 

[McRazor]

I will be using my Xemnas Uchiha with 3T activated and Umbrella on my back.

Natsu Uchiha with MS active and custom weapon on my back.

Holy crapso. I wonder if I should've used Inna to make a threesome

Alright, standard thing when fighting an uchiha, avoiding eye contact. You don't want to get those nasty genjutsu casted upon you O_O Seeing you enter mid range, while focusing on the area around you and your fat belly and crotch I make a penis shaped earth tool and throw it at you. While it's flying towards you and your dirty mind starts thinking about taking it up the ass I create a few spears protrude form the ground, all around you, one of them aimed at your anus.

(Doton No Jutsu) - Earth Release Technique

Spoiler

Rank: D
Type: Attack/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Damage Points: 20
Descripton: Creates small pillars of earth, small tools, and small shields of earth

(Doton: Ganchūsō) - Earth Release: Stone Spikes

Spoiler

Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: This technique lets the user create a few rock pillars that will protrude from the ground to skew the target. The rock pillars will even pass through obstacles to reach their target

 

[-Cobalt-]

Holy crapso. I wonder if I should've used Inna to make a threesome

Alright, standard thing when fighting an uchiha, avoiding eye contact. You don't want to get those nasty genjutsu casted upon you O_O Seeing you enter mid range, while focusing on the area around you and your fat belly and crotch I make a penis shaped earth tool and throw it at you. While it's flying towards you and your dirty mind starts thinking about taking it up the ass I create a few spears protrude form the ground, all around you, one of them aimed at your anus.

(Doton No Jutsu) - Earth Release Technique

Spoiler

Rank: D
Type: Attack/Defence
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra cost: 10
Damage Points: 20
Descripton: Creates small pillars of earth, small tools, and small shields of earth

(Doton: Ganchūsō) - Earth Release: Stone Spikes

Spoiler

Rank: C
Type: Attack
Range: Short-Mid
Chakra Cost: 15
Damage Points: 30
Description: This technique lets the user create a few rock pillars that will protrude from the ground to skew the target. The rock pillars will even pass through obstacles to reach their target

A desert dildo O_O xd.

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-As Barney creates his desert dildo I empty my mind allowing my chakra to flow at a faster rate increasing my overall strength, speed and reflexes.-

Name: (Houmen Za Kinpaku)Release The Tension
Rank:B
Range:Short
Chakra:25
Type:Supplementary
Description:At the start of a battle the user calms his mind to make the chakra in his system flow faster through his body to release the tension from the users body.This allows the user to become faster and stronger due to the faster flow of chakra in his body.The user gains better reflexes and can also react faster to attacks.
Note:Can only be taught by SilverMoon1996
Note:Must be activated at the start of the battle.
Note::Lasts for 8 turns when activated.

-As I do this Barney creates the spikes of earth around you so I make water shoot up beneath you and form into a solid orb of water which not only restricts your movements but also suffocates you over time instantly after the spikes thus preventing you from using lightning or fire to defend. At all times I keep my sight upon your body following your every move.-

(Suiton: Funshutsu Mizu Kinko) - Water Release: Gushing Water Imprisonment
Rank: B
Type: Supplementary
Range: Short - Mid
Chakra cost: 20
Damage points: N/A
Description: The user creates a flow of gushing water under the opponent which traps them in a sphere of water. The user can perform an attack while the opponent is trapped. This jutsu is similar to Water Prison Technique, though the user doesn't need to keep his arm in the sphere of water.
Note: Technique creates its own water source

-Immediately after doing this I channel my chakra into the ground around us gathering the small particles of Francium in order for me to perform techniques.-

Francium Release: Gathering | Francumiton: Saishuu
Rank: D
Range:Short-Long
Type:Supplementary
Chakra:10
Damage:N/A
Description:The user spreads chakra into a wide area around himself. He uses the chakra to find and gather particles and molecules of Francium. This allows the user to preform Francium techniques but the gathering itself lasts several turns.
1st turn: The user is able to preform D and C rank techniques.
2nd turn: The user is able to preform B and A rank techniques.
3rd turn: The user is able to preform S and Forbidden rank techniques.
Note: Must be taught by -Cobalt-.
Note:Once activated this technique will be in use for the following 3 turns leaving the user only 2 more techniques per move.