Re: gently fisting your girl friend >_O
Allen, after finishing his training well nel for the day begins walking to his little cabin house, he had built with the help of he friend yamato. As he walks through the forest, he arrives to a section in which of mesh of trees are. aAs he continues to walk he hears a slight rustling noise in the trees, suddenly out of the corner of his eye he sees a blue shimmering light coming towards him (the reflection of the moonlight on the metal kunai). He then jumps back while performing a series of handseals, activating his byakugan. After activating his byakugan, Allen surveys the area, to see who it was who threw the kunai. With his byakugan active and him surveying the area, allen spots 4 indivuals, whom suddenly begins to throw a barrage of kunai at him.
"What reason.. do you 4 have to attack me? Whatever your reason may be, I will not let you get away scott free."
Allen, watching as the kunai fly towards him, takes in a deep breath, takes a solid stance with both his index and middle fingers sticking out , and begins to rapidly strike each and every kunai deflecting then all. He then jumps into the trees and takes his giant sword out and begins to jump through the trees towards each of the chakra sources. As he reaches the first one he Swings his sword chopping off the first ones head.
"One."
After the decapitation of the first one. Allen thinks to himself
"This could go a lot faster.". With this in mind, He separates his chakra into 3 entities, having the 3 go to take out the other three, as he continues to walk home.
After taking care of the other three, the clones jump through the trees to reach Allen, who had deactivated his byakugan. (the clones still had theirs activated.) Suddenly one of the clones begins to see four chakra sources dead ahead and tells Allen. After hearing this Allen decides to disperse his clones..
"So there was more of them."
knowing of the thread ahead, Allen proceeds his walk home. Suddenly, another 4 individuals jump down to surround Allen.
As the ninjas surround Allen, he takes out 4 explosive tags and throw one at each of the ninja. After throwing the tags he takes a flash bomb and a smoke bomb and throw them into the air. After throwing the two bombs, Allen jumps backwards Using the clones head a spring to leap further backwards, while simultaneously activated his byakugan.
He then looks at the smoke & flash with his byakugan.. Seeing that they are all still alive, Allen dashing into the smoke and Makes a clone of himself. He and the clone then grab two of the clones by their feet and begin to spin with them rapidly and then slams their head against the stump of a tree. (They're dead alright xd)(tbh I didn't feel like looking for any actual techniques so this is mostly freeform and a few distractions.)
"If this is the case I might as well keep my byakugan activated. Guess I won't be eating hot food today
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After realizing how much chakra and stamina this would take, Allen just deactived his byakugan and continues to walk.
After walking for a while, allen thinks to himself how long its taking to get to his home, whereas it would usually take only a few moments. Thinking to himself that he'd had taken a wrong turn, he activates his byakugan. After activating his byakugan, Allen stops to look around. Suddenly Allen begins to lose his balance slightly, and to avoid falling he jumps backwards. He then walks forward a little bit. to see what he would've fallen into. (Byakugan's activation causes a full body surge by itself

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He then turns around and uses his byakugan to locate his house.. he then notices that its directly behind him actually and he begins to walk there.
*5 minutes later*
Finally arriving to his home, byakugan notices Nel-sama standing at his front door with a very angry looking past her, Allen also noticed 4 men..... assuming that Nel was mad cause I killed her men, Allen gets ready to fight. Suddenly Nel begins to charge at him and he then grabs hey arm with his right arm. After grabbing her, Allen flips her around, grabs are left tit (xd) and throws her right back into the air, but not before delivering three swift strikes to the back with his left hand. (the three strikes are after the fondling XD) As she is sent flying into the air, Allen begins to spin rapidly while channeling chakra through all his tenketsu, having nel falling directly on top of it and be thrown over to the 4 guys. while nell is flying, Allen dashes towards the four and begins to attack the 4 clones delivering a equal amount of hits to thier tenketsu then delivering one final blow to the tenketsu in the heart of Nel as she falls to the ground. ( awesomeness.)
"Heh, Now that I think about it. I'm the only one who lives here so I have to prepare my own dinner... So it can't get cold XD"