Gaiden 705 translation clarification

[Michael]

Sasuke faps mad because the page they've been pushing on Naruto's remark to sarada was false, sasuke faps are hilarious.

 

[AnonymousShinobi]

Sasuke faps mad because the page they've been pushing on Naruto's remark to sarada was false, sasuke faps are hilarious.

Lol their is nothing to be mad about here.

Even if Naruto called him the best ninja, this wouldn't mean jackshit, as it's just Naruto trying to say something in Sasukes favor, for Sarada sake.

OT: Thanks for the translation, and don't listen to people denying your skill in your own language! Do you think you can translate what Sasuke said about the new threat?

See Michael, not even mad

 

[Rurushoe]

Can I ask you what raw you're reading from, like do you have a physical copy of Jump in front of you? I'm not doubting that you're Japanese or anything I'm just questioning your source.

There are multiple Japanese sites where I read raw scripts and they've transcripted different dialogue from what you've provided other than Sasuke's line telling Naruto he should protect the village as hokage, though they all post the same script. I'm inclined to believe them because they have never lied to me about the script before.

These are what my raws say about those lines:
1: サスケオレも一緒に…
2: いいかこのオレの行動はここに居る上層部しか知りえぬ極秘任務としてあつかってくれ　未来は明るい方がいい…違うか？
3: …サラダ…これだけは信じてくれっか　お前の父ちゃんは誰よりも立派な忍なんだぞ (Naruto doesn't say Papa or -ttebayo)

EDIT: Ok I have looked up your dialogue and the only thing that comes up is some anon on 2ch. Your stuff seems like English dialogue from Mangapanda/Stream that a Japanese person translated.

 

[UzumakiRyu]

Your fodder google translation is irrelevant to avoide his wank

When viz comes out well see, for now Ms and Mp just sasuke wank

Japanese people use google translator to translate their own language?

 

[Endles Waltz]

Who is Sasuke to these Kages?

The savior of the world and the strongest ninja in the world.

Why are they listening to him?

Above + he is smart and always calls the shots, he even tells the Hokage (and Gokage) what to do.

Why is Sakura there?

Because she is his wife? And he is making a big announcement that he is about to leave, we might revisit the flash back when Sakura arrives (after the fight) to find out exactly what happened between her, Sasuke, and Sarada back then.

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Notice the Uchiha crest was on her back.

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[Rurushoe]

Japanese people use google translator to translate their own language?

No, there are spoiler sites out there that take Mangapanda/Mangastreams early translations (since we get things scanned in English earlier than the chapter is officially released in Japan), and translate those to Japanese.

I am pretty sure that's the case with the dialogue OP has. Someone reposted OP's translation on another forum and the spoiler provider we've had for weeks says that it doesn't even match what he read in the raws.