funny jutsus!

[soulless uchiha]

i want you guys to come up with funny jutsu, list what it does, and what rank it is. go!:scorps:

 

[jacksmith1929]

minato fanboy no jutsu

minato fanboy no jutsu: makes minato fanboy logic come to narutoverse

 

[Uchiha Josephus]

Earth Element: Wile E. Coyote!

Rank: A

This technique removes the ground below the enemy and creates the sensation of having just stepped off a cliff. The enemy ninja will hang in mid-air momentarily before the lower half of his/her body begins to fall, followed by the head after a brief look of disdain. Small clouds of dust resulting from impact with the ground are expected.

 

[Sasuke uchiha 185]

Laza technique
Rank: S
Lazer bwahhhh

 

[soulless uchiha]

troll no jutsu:the power to tick people of beyond belief...

Rank: S rank/kinjutsu

type of jutsu:genjutsu

 

[Prince Charles]

plot no jutsu that shit never gets old.

its so op you cant rank it.
type of jutsu: TROLL