Funny/Cheesey chat up lines

[Jessie]

This is for lolz

Just post the funniest/cheesiest chat up lines you've heard XD


'If you were a bogey I'd pick you first'

'If you were a piece of art, you'd be a masterpiece'

 

[weegee]

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(stares menecingly)

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[hell sasuke]

i like every muscle in ur body specially mine

 

[YaminoSoul]

lol this was crazy.. ;girls are like cars when your car is old you just take a better one;

 

[hell sasuke]

Looooooooooooool

 

[Jessie]

i like every muscle in ur body specially mine

LMAO that would be typical guy thing to say!! Though i'm sure that would only get a knee towards your 'muscle' lol

 

[hell sasuke]

lol probably

 

[Jessie]

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

 

[hell sasuke]

I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you


Was your father a thief?
Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!

 

[Jessie]

i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. < lolz XD

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?

 

[hell sasuke]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL nice

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I'm new in town, could you give me directions to your apartment?

Why don?t you come on over here, sit on my lap and we?ll talk about the first thing that comes up!

 

[vincent uchiha]

lol i did this ones as a joke
walk up to the girl flip opean your phone hand it to here and say

hay hurry up and give your number befor i dont want it no more

but u say it realy fast and gangsta lol

 

[SadisticShinobiX]

hey baby is that a keg in your pants, cause i sure do wanna tap that ass!
or, if we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
XD

 

[vincent uchiha]

lol nice

 

[SadisticShinobiX]

lol thanks.
or how about, if your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could i visit you between holidays?

 

[vincent uchiha]

lol

 

[SadisticShinobiX]

im sure only me, you, and Lil T know about this one on here Vincent hahaha
ya walk up to the trick, slap her in the mouth, bend her over a fire hydrant and yell, "GIMME YO NEDEN HOLE YA DAMN TRICK!" hahahaha

 

[vincent uchiha]

Lmfao!!!!!
Yes!!!

 

[kekkai genkai]

ill give you a nickle to tickle my pickle!

do you wash your pants with windex because i can see myself in them!

are you wearing space pants because this ass is out of this world

do you have a band aid i think i hurt myself when i was falling for you!

that i can remember now

 

[vincent uchiha]

ill give you a nickle to tickle my pickle!

do you wash your pants with windex because i can see myself in them!

are you wearing space pants because this ass is out of this world

do you have a band aid i think i hurt myself when i was falling for you!

that i can remember now

lol i like the windex one