If someone throws a skittle at me and says "Taste the rainbow", I'm gonna throw an M&M at them and say "I'm Not Afraid."
why cant women remember to put the toilet seat back up?
a blonde bought a jigsaw puzzle and finished it in 6 months, he was happy about that. know why? because it said 2-3 years on the box! xD
Your mum is so hairy, when you were born you almost died of carpet burn!!
pulled up by the cops at midnight last night. he said where were you between 6 and 11 i thought for a moment then remembered .. I replied Primary School !!
"Doctor doctor I just found out that I have short term memory loss!" "When did this happen?" "When did what happen?"
A blonde is rowing a rowboat through a corn field, a 2nd blonde walks up, and shouts,"Its blondes like you that make us look bad, if I could swim, I'd slap you! xd xd xd xd
why cant women remember to put the toilet seat back up?
a blonde bought a jigsaw puzzle and finished it in 6 months, he was happy about that. know why? because it said 2-3 years on the box! xD
Your mum is so hairy, when you were born you almost died of carpet burn!!
pulled up by the cops at midnight last night. he said where were you between 6 and 11 i thought for a moment then remembered .. I replied Primary School !!
"Doctor doctor I just found out that I have short term memory loss!" "When did this happen?" "When did what happen?"
A blonde is rowing a rowboat through a corn field, a 2nd blonde walks up, and shouts,"Its blondes like you that make us look bad, if I could swim, I'd slap you! xd xd xd xd
