Funniest way to approach girls

[-Raviel-]

Oh my god i bet the person has std then you should see the doctors

nah....we took some aspirin so we're good

 

[Ishan Hokage]

Hahaha... this is so stupid I actually have to laugh
Keep up the good work! xd
Good luck!

Thank you.. I know I like making these kind of stupid threads xd
Great to see you again on one of my other threads

 

[-Raviel-]

baby i'll treat u like homework....i'll slam u on the table and do u all night long

 

[villain55]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on

 

[-Jiraiya-]

Ask her if her dad owns a bakery because her buns are nice

Things like that...so pick up lines

That is funny..:rofl:
Until the girl slaps in the face...xd

I fell for it

See guys.. Works every time...

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[Ishan Hokage]

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on

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[villain55]

That is funny..:rofl:
Until the girl slaps in the face...

Don't remind me it still hurts

 

[Itachi Rane]

just say, ''well hello beautiful!!! Want to know how i got these scars???''

Oh yes, before that draw some random fake scars on your face and make sure they look real, plus put some white make-up....i would have done the same thing probably....

 

[villain55]

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OMG my life long dream has been accomplish Barney Approval

 

[KiraGirl K]

I gotta try this sometime. LOL

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Hahahaha... :rofl:

 

[villain55]

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

 

[Ventalus]

See guys.. Works every time...

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Works only for you. I did try this once... Had a red hand on my face for a week :|

 

[Ishan Hokage]

Be unique and different, just say yes.

 

[ltachi Uchia]

Hey bitch come be my girlfriend or i will ****ing put you into 72 hours of pain.Itachi style *_*

 

[villain55]

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

 

[Ishan Hokage]

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

Hi. I only have three months to live…

 

[villain55]

Hi. I only have three months to live…

I can make it 3 seconds if you want? lol i can't do that to you

 

[Itachi Rane]

say this
''you're an oasis in the middle of the desert''
If she slaps you on the face
''oh, it was just a mirage''

 

[Ventalus]

I can make it 3 seconds if you want?

Nice soul you got there.

 

[villain55]

Nice soul you got there.

Thanks my mommy said every freckle i have is a kiss from an angel lol jk