Funniest way to approach girls

Ishan Hokage

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I'm talking about real life approaching!
What do you think would be the funniest way to approach a girl?

Barney Stinson definitely gets the first spot on this one :p
 

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Ask her if her dad owns a bakery because her buns are nice

Things like that...so pick up lines
 

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Pick up a literal root from the ground, walking up to any female, hold it up in her face and go: "Wanna root?"
 

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What would be a funny way to approach a girl ? You just have to walk up to them and invite them to the movies or something, and if they say no you simply go away, you have nothing to lose.
 

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What would be a funny way to approach a girl ? You just have to walk up to them and invite them to the movies or something, and if they say no you simply go away, you have nothing to lose.
If they say yes you lose your wallet
 

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Old Guy:Hey baby u better call life alert cuz i've fallen for u and i cant get up
 

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Ask her for lipstick then when she pulls it out of her bag all confused you lean in close and sneeze on her.

Or you make out with her and say "Thanks"
 

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he lady...you wanne..
*get b!tchslaped* :(
im a sad guy...real sad :(
 

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What would be a funny way to approach a girl ? You just have to walk up to them and invite them to the movies or something, and if they say no you simply go away, you have nothing to lose.

It's supposed to be funny dude.

I heard there was royalty around here, you must be the bj queen.
 

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Hey babe, i like my curry hot but i hv 2 admit, ur hotter.
 

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[video=youtube;x6OrzlETDSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6OrzlETDSs[/video]

*Slowly turns my back to everyone, takes on my dark hood and slowly walks the other way*

Sadness & Dramatic wins always.
 

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Hahaha... this is so stupid I actually have to laugh :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Keep up the good work! xd
Good luck! :)
 

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I gotta try this sometime. LOL

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