Funniest Naruto Scenario ever

[whiteboy2345]

I'm sure we were all flabbergasted when Sasuke couldn't even remember Sarada right? What if Sarada was merely a creation of Orochimaru? It would explain Sasuke's lack of love or affection toward her and her mother.

What if Sasuke had an ACTUAL family somewhere else and he actually wasn't investigating anything about the Otsutsuki clan. That's exactly what his top secret "mission" is, I bet Naruto doesn't even know about it. He's probably spending all his time with them, rather than with the faux-Uchiha's in Konoha.

That was his final gift to Konoha, an Orochimaru manufactured Uchiha.

The only people who would know would have to be Sakura and Karin.

 

[VVolfVVarrior]

Father of Sarada is Kakashi. He was possessed by Obito when he porked Sakura.

 

[whiteboy2345]

I like the Orochimaru theory better because it's more likely, but it's not impossible that he "porked" his student after being possessed by Obito.

 

[Foxywarrior]

Actually it makes a lot of sense following the gauden. And if true, will make sakura a better character, and sasuke more interesting.