FunkyFatal's Top 50 Anime Rules

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Enjoy my listing of rules. Thanks.
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1. The Laws of physics are illogical and do not apply.
2. Every main character has a rival.
3. Anime human bodies can withstand the most unbelievable things. (Example: Mecha-Android Super Cannon point blank range and survives lol)
4. Girls with magical powers always have a transformation scene.
5. Large monsters are usually taken down by the smallest people.
6. What's not real is real, and what's real is not real.
7. Shit gets real when then ground explodes and their body glows.
8. All anime have some form of plot.
9. Nature is always beautiful in anime.
10. Evil creatures or characters do not discriminate between male or female. (Even the cutest little loli will get devoured by some demon leaving a gory scene.)
11. When your losing the fight think of your friends, and it will give you strength. (Power of Friendship)
12. Exposure of the female body using leads to pools of blood from noses.
13. The quiet ones are usually the strongest or possibly the real leader.
14. All main characters usually have a hidden power only recognized through PLOT.
15. Any anime can be made into a harem or hentai.
16. Usually in harems the guy is adored by 3+ girls.
17. Oppai is best fan service no doubt about it.
18. Dodging bullets is child's play.
19. Large boobs are only used for PLOT.
20. Everything is combustible.
21. The strongest things always come in small packages. (Little girls with giant rifles lol)
22. If she has red hair is OP.
23. As cuteness increases so does the chances of being raped or stalked by pervert nerds.
24. Their is no such such thing as overkill.
25. White hair = Godly
26. If she loves you, she will die for you. (Literally)
27. If he loves you, he will die for you. (Literally)
28. Don't stay hyped. The strongest characters are always nerfed.
29. No one can die from a nose bleed.
30. You know shit got serious when he takes off the glasses.
31. Female characters wear the smallest amount of clothing. (PLOT)
32. Bad guys that convert to the good team are always valuable assets.
33. Never burn bridges with your friends, especially if they can kick your ass.
34. Walks at night into dark alleys usually leads to rape, death, or a demonic encounter.
35. A magical sorceress of beauty appears at the most random moments to grant you power.
36. Never compare or relate fictional characters in anime to realistic beings. (Large gap between the two lol)
37. You can fly if you just put your mind to it.
38. Cute little sisters follow you everywhere.
39. Level of injury is determined by the state of clothing. (Ripped, torn, burned)
40. When your opponent is making a creepy smile(rape face) you are usually screwed.
41. Never underestimate the power of friendship.
42. The bigger the sword the stronger the opponent may be.
43. The strongest characters usually have the coolest costumes.
44. If you see her naked or in her panties without permission it could mean instant death.
45. Insane pinpoint accuracy with guns, even without experience.
46. Infinity number of hair designs.
47. She is instantly kawaii if she has a tail.
48. Don't take anime seriously, because everything is exaggerated.
49. If you see a little girl in the dark shadows you better run. That is no little girl trust me.
50. Female characters moan from the slightest touch. (PLOT)
 

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Lmao nice list but I disagree with some of them.

@ #29 Sanji almost did from One Piece.

@ #47 You find this kawaii? LOL.
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