Fozzy Concert: You're invited! (Part 1/3)

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Note: This three shot wrestling fanfiction is an alternate real life world inside wrestling. Some factual things in real life have been altered in this fanfiction.

A little wrestling related one-shot featuring the likes of Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, Chris Jericho, Edge, Lita, Christian, Trish Stratus, Randy Orton, John Cena, Ashley, Maria, CM Punk, AJ, and the Yes-Man himself, Daniel Bryan. Enjoy!
Expect more Wrestling related fanfics from me as well as some DC Comics and the occasional TyZula.

Also, many typos I imagine since I wrote it on the fly. I'll fix them later!



"I'm telling you Adam! Do not argue with the taco that is of combination with doritos." Jay "Christian" Reso told his best friend as they drove into their hotel for the night. Adam "Edge" Copeland was driving the duo's...interesting... vehicle.

"I'd rather it be mixed with sour cream chips than doritoes." the newly short hair Edge told his friend and instantly he, through his classic black shades, saw Christian's eyes light up in awe.

"My God! That would be the epitome of awesomeness!" Christian placed his hands on his the sides of his head of pure excitement.

"Told ya! That's why I'm driving this baby." Edge looked out the side of the mirror, smiling back at the reflection of their Delorian, as the car drove into the parking lot.

"Finally, we're here. I bet Trish and Amy are going to kill us. Well, mainly you, since you drove and all." Jay shut the door and grabbed a handful of bags.

"I'm not the one who had the sudden urge to play Pac-man." Adam turned off the car and grabbed the rest of the bags, exciting the car.

"Like I knew Taco bell had Pad-Man. Fuckng Pac-Man! It was awesome!" Jay confided into his best friend, assuring him it was worth it.

"Never pass up Pac-Man." Adam high fived Jay, as they approached their room with their girlfriends and fellow wrestlers/divas. "I hope they go easy on us." Adam sighed, putting the key inside the doorknob. In the room next to theirs, love wasn't a matter of question.









"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Daniel Bryan shouted at his girlfriend AJ, who was lying on their bed. "I did it! No, no, we did it!"

"I know!" AJ smiled as she jumped off the bed and hugged him from behind. "I know! It took us one whole hour, but we finally did it!" Small tears were actually flowing from her face.

"It.Was. Amazing." An exhausted D-Bry titled his head to AJ and kissed her on the cheek. "We finally defeated Shao Kahn in Mortal Kombat 9. Finally."

"That's what happens when you pick Mileena." AJ smirked, wiping the tears from her eyes. At the same time, a dazed and confused look slowly crept onto Daniel's face.

"No, it's clearly because I was Scorpion."he confidently told his dark brown haired friend with a smile.

"Daniel, it was all Mileena."

"AJ, it was clearly Scorpion."

"Mileena!"

"Scorpion!"

More shouts resonated from the two and they surely drifted into the next room.








"Scorpion? Mileena? What kind of Cosplay are they up to now, Codes?" Ted asked his best friend Cody, who was on his laptop reading Soul Eater.

"Hey, at least they are doing something." Cody laid back against the chair, causing Ted to turn his head away from the TV which was airing Criminal Minds.

"What's that mean?" Ted questioned his roommate, who the responded without turning away from the screen.

"Nothing that concerns you. I'm just saying at least Bryan's getting some sort of reaction from someone he loves." Rhodes told Ted, causing Ted to raise his brow.

"I guess man, but I'm telling you, if they are going to coslay, at least choose someone better." Ted said, now looking back at the TV. Now interested, Cody looked up from the screen toward DiBiase.

"I didn't know you were into that stuff. Who do you consider a good cosplay?" Cody asked, closing the laptop.

"Oh? I'm not massively into it, but I'd choose Wally West from DC Comics." Ted said, watching Hotch kill The Reaper in a very sad episode of Criminal Minds. "How bout you?"

"No one. I don'y have the look to play anyone." Cody said with no confidence. He really lacked it offscreen.

"Really now? The Dashing One thinks he doesn't have the look? How about that." Ted smiled towards his friend.

"What about it? And sorry I'm not so perfect." Cody, now rolling the chair towards Ted. Ted looked up and laughed.

"Back off there. I'm just saying that you shouldn't put yourself down." Ted told Cody, facing his now happier dark blue eyes. Normally they appeared brown due to contacts, but he always looked great, maybe even better, without them. "Maybe you'll find the perfect person to cosplay one day." Ted told Cody as Cody rolled the chair back into his corner.

"Maybe" Rhodes smiled as he opened the laptop back up to his background of a Nightwing "Dick Grayson" and Flash "Wally West" high fiving each other. Rhodes let out a small smile as he heard a door slam in the next room.







"That bitch! She dumped me!" Randy Orton shouted, waking up John Cena who lied in bed with the redhead Maria Kanellis. "Why would she do that?" Orton sat on the bed across from them.

"Maybe because you woke her up at...3 AM in the moring, I dunno." John yawned as he turned over to face Orton.

"Ha. Ha. Very funny John." The sarcasm oozed from Orton as his face became red with anger.

"Wait, Randy, what exactly happened?" Maria rubbed her eyes open.

"Ashley got all upset when I punched out Phil." Orton explained as he took his shirt off and layed down.

"What'd Punk do?" Cena asked.

"Told us to be safe if we drunk tonight. Same ass stuff he always does." The alcholic breath Orton held flew through the air.

"For no reason, did you actually drink tonight before he approached you two?" John question Orton as he turned around back to Maria.

"A little, but I could still drive! How do you think I got drove? I homed here!" Orton slurred to his roommates.

"Did he just say he homed here....?" Maria whispered to John.

"Yeah, I think so babe." Cena said, with a small grin on his face. "Hey, champ." Cena told Orton, who was barely awake.

"Yeah?"

"We'll finish this conversation tomorrow. Night bro."

"Goosh night, I love you Ash....ley. Fuck you....Phil." Orton slurred, his body slung over the bed.

"Did he just?" Cena, with a confused look on his face, asked Maria.

"Y-yeah." she said, smiling.

"Idiot." Cena told a drunken asleep Orton as Maria and him cuddled and resumed sleep. So, the night fell and sleep embraced the WWE roster. Well, except for one energized Canadian.







"What? We're on in two days? Well, this is sudden, but awesome! Oh, Vince? What about him? I'll get a day off or something. It's not every day I get to play for Neil Patrick Harris and Grey DeLisle. I idolize them. I'll even get some of my friends here to show up. They all love NPH and Grey. Man, Rich, thank you so much! See you in soon!" Jericho yelled into his cell phone. Fozzy was booked to play a special concert for Neil Patrick Harris and Grey DeLisle's birthday party. They were born on the same day and Grey knew Neil through Batman Brave and the Bold, and they hit it off. David Burtka, Neil's husband, also knew Grey through them interacting with each other during Comic Con, so David conjured up a big birthday party for Neil and his friend featuring their favorite band, Fozzy.

"This is going to be the best week ever. I'm going to invite everyone I know!" Jericho talked to himself as he layed in his bed smiling.


Part 1-End.​

I hope you enjoyed. I sort of wrote it on the fly. Just a short little fanfiction. More of this will come later on.


 
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:lmao:

Well, this was more general comedy fanfic than a WWE-one but the story got sweeter with the explicit usage of the wrestlers' name. I must say, that's one heck of a nice job. Reminds me a little of Slosh and HISHE but shorter and less overdose of hilarity.

Oh yeah, here's some general thoughts when I go through certain lines like:

"Do not argue with the taco that is of combination with doritos."

Perhaps, there should have been a Ron Stoppable reference here.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Daniel Bryan shouted at his girlfriend AJ, who was lying on their bed. "I did it! No, no, we did it!"

And no, on second thought, I won't reveal the things I imagined about this.. :rolleyes:

"AJ, it was clearly Scorpion."

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

"...waking up John Cena who lied in bed with the redhead Maria Kanellis."

Divorce lawyers right up the block!

"This is going to be the best week ever. I'm going to invite everyone I know!" Jericho talked to himself as he layed in his bed smiling.

Ask them !!! xd

And yeah keep up the good job and there are little grammar mistakes here and there, but nothing worrying.
 

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Yeah,I noticed the errors after I wrote it/posted it.

Glad you liked it EScorps and I'll definitly have to use the divorce joke xd

I had no idea what it was gonna be, but it became a comedy, so that's cool.


Thanks guys/girls! I'll post the next chapter some time later.


"Ash him ref, ask him!"
 
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