Flirting level: Naruto XD

[ShinobiJinchuuriki]

Okay so let's make pick up lines related to Naruto,
I will go first
You are the shruriken to my rasengan

 

[mcchikeneater]

Your the nerdy ho that belongs on my nuts!

Too direct?

 

[UchihaBrat]

Your the nerdy ho that belongs on my nuts!

Too direct?

A total disgrace!

My turn.

"I shall trap you within my tsukuyomi and do naughty things to you, for the next 72 hours"
O^O

 

[mcchikeneater]

Scream and I'll cut you!

 

[omgwthisgoingon]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[mcchikeneater]

Just swallow this roofy and you wont have to remember whats about to happen.