Fishing for fishers with an assassin xD

[King Cobra]

-waits for Le Assassin-

 

[Never]

-I walk out of the lake, with crabs and seaweed hanging from me-

Yo.

 

[King Cobra]

-looks at you excitedly-

"What's up man?"

 

[Never]

The sky O_O

 

[King Cobra]

-laughs-

I should've expected that from you. Anyway shall we get down to business?

 

[Never]

-laughs-

I should've expected that from you. Anyway shall we get down to business?

-I take the scroll from my back which is somehow completely dry and I roll it out onto the ground, the is one signing on the second slot next to my name.-

You know what to do right?

 

[King Cobra]

I do U_U shall I do it?

 

[Never]

Aye, sign it.

 

[King Cobra]

Ok then!!!

-I pull out my Keyblade and gently cut my thumb, causing it to bleed. I then sign my name in blood.-

 

[Never]

Ok then!!!

-I pull out my Keyblade and gently cut my thumb, causing it to bleed. I then sign my name in blood.-

-looks at the 'signing' which is a picture of to stickmen, one killing the other with a keyblade-

You wish.

 

[King Cobra]

-starts laughing uncontrollably-

Ok Ok Ok I will sign my real name this time

-signs the contract with my real name-

 

[Never]

-starts laughing uncontrollably-

Ok Ok Ok I will sign my real name this time

-signs the contract with my real name-

-stops you before you do-
it'll do, no point in taking up spots

now I want you to perform the Summoning technique and summon a fisher

 

[King Cobra]

Sorry for the lateness bro I had went out xd
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Ok then buddy

-I wipe the blood of my finger on my elbow and then slam my hands on to the ground causing a poof of smoke and a fisher to appear-

-the Fisher looks at me-

" Ey, Who are you. "

 

[Never]

Sorry for the lateness bro I had went out xd
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Ok then buddy

-I wipe the blood of my finger on my elbow and then slam my hands on to the ground causing a poof of smoke and a fisher to appear-

-the Fisher looks at me-

" Ey, Who are you. "

-there is no fisher, you summoned an egg-

Fishers are mammals, what animal are you summoning?

-I take the egg-

Oh it's cooked O_O

-starts cracking the shell and eating-

Try it again, with the handseals (list them)

 

[King Cobra]

I love your training become a sensei you'll,be loved by all
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Ok then buddy you got me

I preform the 5 required handseals, Boar → Dog → Bird → Monkey → Ram and slam my hand into the ground

 

[Never]

I love your training become a sensei you'll,be loved by all
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Ok then buddy you got me

I preform the 5 required handseals, Boar → Dog → Bird → Monkey → Ram and slam my hand into the ground

You didn't bite your thumb you stupid bastard >.>

-throws a kunai at the tip of your finger really hard-

ah becareful I might have over done that throw >.>

 

[King Cobra]

You didn't bite your thumb you stupid bastard >.>

-throws a kunai at the tip of your finger really hard-

ah becareful I might have over done that throw >.>

catches kunai because I'm boss like that

Yeah that's overdoing it but just by a little, ill do it right.

I bite my thumb and preform the 5 required handseals, Boar → Dog → Bird → Monkey → Ram and slam my hands in the ground

 

[Never]

catches kunai because I'm boss like that

Yeah that's overdoing it but just by a little, ill do it right.

I bite my thumb and preform the 5 required handseals, Boar → Dog → Bird → Monkey → Ram and slam my hands in the ground

-as you slam your hand into the ground another cooked egg appears and as you go to look at me my foot has already connected to the bottom of your chin sending you up into the air, I bend down, take the egg and begin cracking it and eating, your screams start to reappear again as you plummet to the ground, I then look at my watch-less wrist and shrug as you crash to the ground and I sprinkle the egg shell all over your face.-

You forgot to swipe the blood on your palm U_U

 

[Reaper]

I am LA's guardian spirit and I have come to say....LA sucks >.>

 

[Never]

I am LA's guardian spirit and I have come to say....LA sucks >.>

-gets vacuum and sucks you into it, I turn the vacuum off and grab it by it's handle and walk over to a cliff face and set the vacuum on blow by which I shoot you out of it. -

"Enjoy the float back up, Bitch."