first person to answer this riddle . . .. . ..

[Narutoga]

"There were two ducks in front of a duck andtwo ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?"
you can only answer once, thats the rule

 

[Valen]

there are 4 ducks.

the setup of ducks look like this:

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[Wang]

There's 3 ducks.

 

[Jay T]

Three ducks

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there are two in front of the last one and two behind the first and there is one in the middle.

 

[-S-]

There's only one duck, the rest are just bunshins.

 

[Suigetsu13]

3 ducks. DDD

 

[Simple Math]

3 ducks lol. i thought it was 4 to start with.

 

[Uzumaki Naruta]

5 ducks! =DD

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(I want to be different than others ^^)

 

[Meowazziel]

its 3 ducks.

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but ill try and give a different answer
and say its 1 duck with mirrors .

 

[Wang]

You should finish the title of your thread: ...ain't gonna get sh*t!