Post all your favourite One Piece quotes on this thread that you may have found funny or inspirational 
I'll start with some:
"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten" - Dr. Hiriluk
"If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam" - Monkey D. Luffy
"If you get killed I'm gonna kill you" - Roronoa Zoro
I'll start with some:
"When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It’s when… they are forgotten" - Dr. Hiriluk
"If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam" - Monkey D. Luffy
"If you get killed I'm gonna kill you" - Roronoa Zoro