With 4th RK always going on about how he's the fastest man alive, many assume (stereotypically) that he's the fastest shinobi, but that's wrong.
See, even if his word could be taken as gospel truth, it wouldn't put aside the women and beasts from outpacing him. Could any among them be faster?
Let's consider:
- Kushina/Mito (being an Uzumaki and a master of seals, she probably achieved KCM)
- Tsunade, jonin (her older, but physically just as young, version ran in tandem with V2 RK, but that was after 20yrs of slouching off)
- Konan (intercepted Kamui)
- Mei (only got tagged once by five V3 Susano)
- Yugito (inspired a chase from two Akatsuki, has V2 and when being forced managed to put Killer Bee on the back foot)
- Manda (only a b|tch would fall for Sasuke genjutsu)
- Anko (has CS2, technically, while in base she reacted to Kabuto during WA)
How do they perform in the following challenges:
1. 200m sprint
They'll probably do it in no more than 2,14 seconds, but there's a difference between 2,14 and 2,139!
2. Emissary of Lightness
They must deliver letters of peace to every other village on the map, starting from the head office of ther home village. For scaling, Konoha is approx 15km wide, but is less than 5% the width of the entire Land of Fire. Letters must be delivered in person!
3. Kunai-chi
Itachi does this thing where he throws kunai in one direction but they hit a target in another. Well, some twisted overlord decided to give him infinite kunai to hit the ladies with in a forest. The challenge is not get hit, at all!
4. ET Bitzy Madness
Orochimaru plans to release some fodder chuunin to . . . Dance with the world. Standing 100m away, he summons the first coffin. The ladies are given enough sealing tags.
All the above are time-based challenges. Rank them in terms of performance.
For a total tally:
1st place is worth 7pts
2nd . . . 6pts
7th . . . 1pt
You say?
See, even if his word could be taken as gospel truth, it wouldn't put aside the women and beasts from outpacing him. Could any among them be faster?
Let's consider:
- Kushina/Mito (being an Uzumaki and a master of seals, she probably achieved KCM)
- Tsunade, jonin (her older, but physically just as young, version ran in tandem with V2 RK, but that was after 20yrs of slouching off)
- Konan (intercepted Kamui)
- Mei (only got tagged once by five V3 Susano)
- Yugito (inspired a chase from two Akatsuki, has V2 and when being forced managed to put Killer Bee on the back foot)
- Manda (only a b|tch would fall for Sasuke genjutsu)
- Anko (has CS2, technically, while in base she reacted to Kabuto during WA)
How do they perform in the following challenges:
1. 200m sprint
They'll probably do it in no more than 2,14 seconds, but there's a difference between 2,14 and 2,139!
2. Emissary of Lightness
They must deliver letters of peace to every other village on the map, starting from the head office of ther home village. For scaling, Konoha is approx 15km wide, but is less than 5% the width of the entire Land of Fire. Letters must be delivered in person!
3. Kunai-chi
Itachi does this thing where he throws kunai in one direction but they hit a target in another. Well, some twisted overlord decided to give him infinite kunai to hit the ladies with in a forest. The challenge is not get hit, at all!
4. ET Bitzy Madness
Orochimaru plans to release some fodder chuunin to . . . Dance with the world. Standing 100m away, he summons the first coffin. The ladies are given enough sealing tags.
All the above are time-based challenges. Rank them in terms of performance.
For a total tally:
1st place is worth 7pts
2nd . . . 6pts
7th . . . 1pt
You say?