Fart is a pleasant thing,
Giving your belly an ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
Farts can be quiet,
Or seriously loud.
Some leaving a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
Farts can be short,
Or ilogically long.
Some have been known
To sound like a song......
Farts can create,
A most curious medley,
They can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
Some might not smell,
While others are vile;
Farts may pass quickly,
Or linger for a while.....
They can occur
In a number of places,
Leave everyone present
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators
Farts will find all of us,
Sooner or later.
Giving your belly an ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
Farts can be quiet,
Or seriously loud.
Some leaving a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
Farts can be short,
Or ilogically long.
Some have been known
To sound like a song......
Farts can create,
A most curious medley,
They can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
Some might not smell,
While others are vile;
Farts may pass quickly,
Or linger for a while.....
They can occur
In a number of places,
Leave everyone present
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators
Farts will find all of us,
Sooner or later.
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