Fallout : Bore - Deadpool

[Never]

Mission Name: Fallout: Bore
Alignment: Neutral
Type: Solo
Rank: D
Description: You're at a game store, and you find that there's only one last copy of the most anticipated game of the year. Luckily, you find that you're at the front of the line, so you're in such a position that you get the last possible copy. However, you see there's some sort of commotion behind you and that two people are fighting. You tell the manager that you're willing to break up the fight...for a price.
Reward: 10 EXP

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was sitting on his comfy chair, well it was sort of comfy, it had it's moments. "Damn Right it had it's moments. You know the amount of girls that have sat on this chair?"

"More like struggled to sit on this Chair."

"Huehue hur hur."

The TV was on, adverts. "Bleh, I would shoot the TV for it's awful timing, but I don't have enough EXP to get a new one." He struggled to reach the remote that was sitting on his Chair-side table which happened to be out of arms length. "Those ****ing Rats keep moving my shit around." Though just before he could reach the remote his attention is caught by something. An Advert for a Game. His suit's eyes widened. And before he knew it he had left his Apartment....

 

[Never]

Now waiting in the queue at his Local video Game Store, it seemed like this game was getting really good reception, that pumped up the merc to a higher level. Seemed it would take a while before getting to it though. "I could force my way through and steal the Game!"

"Don't you think that would attract unwanted attention?"

"You're right you're right.... SHIT. I forgot my wallet. Looks like we'll have to resort to plan A." Deadpool places his hand on his Holster, ready to draw his Weapon. Though he waited until he was further up the queue, luckily for him some people left to queue sending him further up than he imagined.

"I Farted."

HE farted which caused the people to move out of the way for him, finding himself in at the front of the queue. The Store owner shuffled through the Box of Games, though there seemed to be none.

"Sorry Man. We don't have any le... Oh wait."

He took the Game used as a Display to show it off in the Display case, "Good thing too or else I would have shot him in the face for WASTING MY ****ING TIME." Deadpool held the game in his hands, though having a Wallet was really required at this point.

"That's $49.99 altogether please."

Suddenly the Store Clerk was interrupted as a Commotion had Arisen from the back, two Men be arguing over a Game on the shelf which seemed to be the Last Copy. They got into a tussle which was getting more and more violent by the second. Deadpool eyed the Young Store Clerk who seemed to be in a bit of Distress.

"How bout I break the two up? And we forget the payment. Seems like if they're not stopped they'll cause more Dollars in Damage than this game is worth."

"Yeah because this IS going to end well."

"Shut up, I have been known to settle disputes using just the words from my mouth before."

"Yeah where they kill themselves because you get annoying."

"It WORKS."

The Store Clerk nodded his head frantically which prompted the Merc to spin around on his heel and walk "SWAGGER." over to the two Men fighting over the Dumb Game.

 

[Never]

"You know, if you want to settle this all you have to do is go home and play split-screen together."

The Angry Halo Fans Looked at Deadpool, "Ah of course, they didn't put split-screen in this Halo. I really messed this up already." One of them was so angry in fact that they threw a Punch right at Deadpool, striking him right across the face. His head is twisted in one direction as the punch lands, he stares in said direction as if looking into the Camera of a TV Show "Or blockbuster Action film."

"Well. This is where we Reach the Climax Boys and Girls."

He drew his Desert Eagle and Exploded the Guy's Brains all over the wall. "It was a simple point and click, the guy could have moved out the way and I may have reconsidered shooting him in the ****ING FACE... He deserved it."

The Screams of all the customers could be heard as they shot out of the store, a stampede that lasted a couple of seconds before the ailes were empty. Not a Shopper insight, "Cept the Dead one of course, I mean he's not with us. But he still counts. Don't be soulless-ist."

Deadpool walked over to the Store Clerk and slid the game slowly off the counter into his hand. The Clerk's terrified little face stared blankly into the air as Deadpool waved his hand in front of his eyes, looks like he was in shock, "He'll recover from it later and realise how Cool I was. Maybe Tweet it or something". The Red Suited Merc strolled out of the store with Game in hand, his other hand pulling the Spandex out of his ass. The Door bell rang as he opened the door and it closed with a Slam.

"You know, this Mission's title could be taken two ways."

"How's that?"

"Well those two guys back there were having a little... Fallout. Though this was all for the Game... Fallout. Quite the Irony."

"Quite..."

Technique Name: "Deaglez"

Spoiler

EXP: 5
Type: Technology
Rank: D
Description:
The Desert Eagle, one of the biggest and strongest self loaded cartridge fed pistols going. Even though it is a Powerful Pistol, it is still only a Human Made Pistol with High Recoil, "Being a Master Assassin they're pretty easy to Wield. HEHE." The Desert Eagles hold 8 Rounds a Piece with the .44 Magnum Bullets, capable of deep penetration, through Wood and Thin Metal with ease. They are suitable for Short Range as far as Firearms go, their lethality fading as it gets further and further away. Deadpool Carries these Gunz on Holster around his Waist.

The "Deaglez" Go well in Combination with Deadpool's Military Background, even though they're not the most accurate of weapons, he can make them seem as though they handle with ease, capable of performing Trick shots and even shooting smaller/moving targets out of the air if possible. He can easily hold the Deagle with one hand and hold another weapon in the other, "Like my Katana!"

- Desert Eagles can be Dual Wielded. Meaning Two Can be Equipped at a Time.
- Drawing the Desert Eagles from his Holster, is an Activation.
- Each Bullet's Damage is worth 2.5.
- Must be Reloaded after 8 Shots are Made for Each Desert Eagle, Reloading Costs a Turn. Deadpool is only able to reload 2 times per battle.
"For Extra Boom!"

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INSERT....

.... DEADPOOL​

 

[Punk Hazard]

Mission Passed
10 EXP awarded to Lonely Assassin|Deadpool​